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10 Bartenders Disclose The Smoothest Pick-Up Line They Ever Overheard

Bartenders are the people who know best when it comes to pick-up lines. They’ve heard it all, and they’ve seen it all. And trust me when I say that they’ve heard some real smooth pick-up lines in their day.

Bartenders see a lot of people coming and going, and they hear a lot of pick-up lines. Some of them are smooth, some of them are cheesy, and some of them are just plain bad.

Bartenders of Reddit share the best pick-up line they’ve ever heard. Here’s what they had to say:

1.

Bar tended in college. Guy walked up to a girl at the bar, goes “Hi my name is Ben*, and I’m going to buy you drinks until you find me attractive.” Girl smiled and laughed and he asked what she would like to drink. She looked him over (he was already very attractive), turned to me and said “In that case, I’ll have a water.” He definitely got it that night.
—xray_anonymous

2.

Saw a dude standing at the bar waiting to order drinks when it was his round and a Britney Spears song comes on. He just happily sings along and wiggles his hips, waiting to order drinks. Wasn’t showing off or trying to be funny, just happily doin’ his thang. The chick next to him was staring the whole time laughing and when he noticed, he just smiled and nodded and went right back to it. She took the bait and that was that.
—[deleted]

3.

(male) not the smoothest line ever but the best one used on me. I work in a bar/restaurant in San Francisco and these two Australian girls came in. One had a boyfriend and she said “I plan on getting so drunk that I get carried home tonight.” and the single girl turned to me and said, “Maybe you could help me carry her?”
—jordonblu

4.

I met my current girlfriend while working behind a bar. She got way too drunk so the next time she came up to ordered a drink i gave her a pint of water and told her she had enough.

Her response? “Well if you’re not going to give me a drink at least give me your number.”

We have a dog now.
—PortPear

5.

Not a pick up line, but the smoothest thing I’ve seen from behind the mahogany. This guy was hitting on this girl at the end of the bar. She asked him, “you gonna bring me some roses?” and this man took two straws, a napkin, and a lighter and I shit you not made a rose with it. You bet your ass she left with him. Kudos, sir.

—HURR1CANE_WR1ST

6.

I bartend in a pub next to a college campus. I watched a guy say “that’s interesting” or “Oh, man, that’s crazy!” for a full hour and a half before leaving with a girl way out of his league.

Fake it till you make it, ladies and gentleman
—–customcombos

7.

Way late to the party but heard this one while closing down a couple weeks back.

“Come on, lets go back to my place, I’ll make you a quesadilla.”

This girl had been swatting guys away like flies all night but that one worked out.
—king_of_chardonnay

8.

I worked at a beach bar. I watched a young guy walk up to a smoking hot, tanned, female lifeguard and say “Help I can’t breathe.”

She was legitimately concerned and asked him what was wrong.

He said, “Looking at you takes my breath away.”

She was pissed for a second than began to laugh. They talked for a little then exchanged numbers.
—[deleted]

9.

Dude comes up to the bar, points to a smoke and asks me to get her a cup of ice water without telling her what it was and saying it was from him. She gets the drink, looks over at the guy and they both smile at each other. Then she takes a sip and her face becomes full of of utter confusion and wtfdom. Guy walks over smiles and says “just making sure you’re staying hydrated” they both laugh and later on end up violently making out.
—[deleted]

10.

Homeless man who’d wander in on occasion: “hey miss, could you spare a couple quarters? …so I can call you later?”
—LobsterGarden

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