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40 Fart Jokes That Will Have You Gasping for Air

Dive into the Hilarious World of Fart Jokes

Fart jokes have long been a staple of comedy, transcending age and culture to bring uncontrollable laughter. Whether you’re at a family gathering or among friends, these fart jokes have a unique ability to break the ice and lighten the mood. In this collection of 40 fart jokes, you’ll find a blend of classic puns, witty one-liners, and playful anecdotes that promise to leave you gasping for air from laughter.

Jokes about flatulence have a universal appeal, tapping into the absurdity and sometimes embarrassing nature of bodily functions. From clever wordplay to unexpected punchlines, each fart joke in this compilation is crafted to elicit a hearty chuckle. Whether it’s the timeless humor of a farting fairy or the antics of a stealthy ninja, these fart jokes playfully explore the comedic potential of everyday bodily functions.

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Whether you’re looking to brighten a dull moment or simply share a laugh with loved ones, these 40 fart jokes are sure to entertain. Embrace the humor in life’s little embarrassments and let these jokes remind you that laughter truly is the best medicine. So sit back, relax, and prepare to be amused as you delve into the world of fart jokes that will keep you laughing until you’re gasping for air.

1- Why do farts smell?
So deaf people can enjoy them too.


2- Why doesn’t Chuck Norris fart?

Because nothing escapes Chuck Norris.


3- If pooping is a call of nature, what’s a fart?

A missed call


4- What do you call a snowman that farts?

A snowblower.


5- What do you call a fart from a butt that’s fallen asleep?

A snore.


6- What do you call a cow’s fart?

Dairy air.


7- What do you call a boxer who farts?

Gaseous Clay.


8- What happened to the man who only ate Skittles?

He farted rainbows.


9- What did one butt cheek say to the other?

Together, we can stop this crap.


10- What do you call a dinosaur fart?

A blast from the past.


11- What did the bean say to his Dad on Father’s Day?

“World’s best farter!”


12- Why did the chicken cross the road?

The chicken next to her farted.


13- What do you get when a king farts?

Noble gas!


14- Why do horses like to fart when they buck?

Because they can’t achieve full horse power without gas.


15- They say farts are like children, you don’t mind your own but can’t stand other people’s.


16- Why should you never fart on an elevator?

It’s wrong on so many levels.


17- If you farted while traveling at the speed of sound, would you smell it before you heard it?


18- How do you make a regular bath into a bubble bath?

Eat beans for dinner.


19- How can you tell if a clown has just farted?

They smell funny!


20- Why don’t scientists trust farts?

Because they can’t always contain their gas.


21- What do you call it when someone has lots of gas right after eating?

A fart attack!


22- Did you hear about the restaurant that only serves beans and onions?

It’s called “Gas-tropub.”


23- What happened to the blind skunk?

She fell in love with a fart!


24- What do you call a fairy that farts?

Stinkerbell!


25- How can you tell if a moth farts?

It flies in perfectly straight lines.


26- What’s invisible and smells like carrots?

Rabbit farts.


27- What’s the definition of bravery?

Chancing a fart when you know you have diarrhea.


28- Why don’t skeletons fart in public?

Because they don’t have the guts.


29- What do you call a person who doesn’t fart in public?

A private tutor.

30- Did you hear about the constipated composer?
He couldn’t finish his movement.


31- Why did the woman stop telling fart jokes?

Everyone told her they stink.


32- How can you tell if a ghost has farted?

By its spooky smell.


33- Why should you never fart in an apple store?

They don’t have Windows!


34- Why are ninja farts so dangerous?

They’re silent but deadly!


35- What do you call it when someone farts in a submarine?

A torpedo.


36- Happiness comes from within.

That’s why it feels so good to fart.


37- Love is like a fart.

If you have to force it, it’s probably crap.


38- Did you hear about the guitarist who farted during a concert?

It was a real toot on string.


39- Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?

He worked it out with a pencil.


40- Why don’t farts go to school?

They’ve all been expelled.

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