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24 Clever Tweets You Wish You’d Written

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Twitter Gems: Clever Tweets That Will Leave You Wishing You Had the Quick Wit to Pen Them Yourself

Some people are capable of saying so much with so little space. Twitter is a great platform for sharing your thoughts and ideas with the world. But sometimes, it can be hard to come up with something clever to say. Thatโ€™s why weโ€™ve compiled a list of clever tweets that you wish youโ€™d written.

From puns to wordplay, these clever tweets are sure to make you smile. So next time youโ€™re stuck for something to say on Twitter, just take a look at this list and get inspired!

1.

4.0 GPA
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2.

Call me old fashioned
Source: camjava

3.

Holding my new born son
Source: camjava

4.

If you wanna live give me all your money
Source: camjava

5.

Ill have a martini dry
Source: camjava

6.

Ive been alive 20 years
Source: camjava

7.

Quick question
Source: camjava

8.

Series of unfortuneate events
Source: camjava

9.

Sisters new boyfriend
Source: camjava

10.

Sorry for all the screaming
Source: camjava

11.

Sweatshirt malibu
Source: camjava

12.

Throw phone in water
Source: camjava

13.

Was it your first time
Source: camjava

14.

Watching husband sleep
Source: camjava

15.

What do you do
Source: camjava

16.

When Im 30 with no kids
Source: camjava

17.

Where do you see your self in 10 years
Source: camjava

18.

Who shove their papes in bags
Source: camjava

19.

Why is naked pronounced naked
Source: camjava

20.

Being kidnapped
Source: camjava

21.

Building inspector
Source: camjava

22.

His name is brain
Source: camjava

23.

Peak marriage
Source: camjava

24.

Run if you want to live
Source: camjava

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