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Funny, crazy, and totally groan-worthy—these jokes are the real Thanksgiving treat!
Thanksgiving isn’t just about turkey, pie, and mashed potatoes—it’s also about those perfectly corny dad jokes that make everyone groan and giggle at the same time. These Thanksgiving dad jokes are packed with pun-filled humor, absurd punchlines, and silly wordplay that will have your family laughing (or rolling their eyes) around the dinner table.
Whether you’re trying to lighten the mood, break the ice, or just enjoy a few moments of pure, goofy fun, these jokes are guaranteed to bring a smile to every face. Get ready to serve up some laughter alongside your stuffing this holiday season!
1- How should you introduce yourself to a turkey on Thanksgiving?
“Slice to meat you.”
2- Which key can’t open a door?
“A turkey!”
3- How does a turkey smell?
“Through its beak, probably.”
4- Why did the pie go to the dentist?
“It needed a filling.”
5- What do you call a bunch of musical sweet potatoes?
“A yam session.”
6- Why did the police take the turkey away?
“They suspected some fowl play.”
7- What did dad say when asked to say grace?
“Grace.”
8- “What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
“Keep calm and carrot on.””
9– What do you call a turkey that tells jokes?
“A comedi-hen.”
10- Why did the turkey join a band?
“Because it had the drumsticks!”
11- What sound does a turkey’s phone make?
“Wing! Wing!”
12- Why do turkeys eat so little on Thanksgiving?
“Because they’re already stuffed.”
13- What do you call a stuffed animal at Thanksgiving?
“Dinner.“
14- What happens when a turkey gets into a fight?
“It gets the stuffing knocked out of it.“
15- What do you call a running turkey?
“Fast food.”
16- Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive?
“It had 24 carrots.”
17- Why did the cranberries turn red?
“Because they saw the turkey dressing!”
18- What did the turkey say to the computer?
“Google, google!”
19- Why did the sweet potato get invited to Thanksgiving dinner?
“Because it was a yam-bassador.”
20- What key has legs and can’t open doors?
“A turkey.”
21- What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
“The turkey trot.”
22- Why did the turkey cross the road?
“It was the chicken’s day off.”
23- What do you call a turkey on the day after Thanksgiving?
“Leftovers.”
24- What do you call a turkey on the day after Thanksgiving?
“Lucky.”
25- What do you get at the end of “Thanksgiving”?
“The letter ‘g’.”
