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Spice Up Your Day with These Hilarious and Light-Hearted Mexican Jokes
Humor has a unique way of bringing people together and transcending cultural boundaries. Mexican jokes, in particular, have gained popularity worldwide for their wit, charm, and playfulness. From light-hearted puns to clever wordplay, these Mexican jokes showcase the rich cultural heritage of Mexico while delivering laughs that are sure to brighten your day.
In this article, we present 50 Mexican jokes that are “nacho” average humor, guaranteed to tickle your funny bone.
Mexican Jokes
1- What is a burrito image with bad resolution?
A blurrito
2- What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?
Carlos!
3- What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?
Roberto!
4- Why did the blonde have sex with a Mexican?
Her teacher told her she had to do an essay.
5- What Greek God exists in Mexican culture?
ChilAquiles
6- Why do Mexicans never cross the border in groups of three?
Because there is no tres-passing.
7- What do you say to a nosey Mexican?
That’s Nacho business
8- What do you call a Mexican fighting a priest?
Alien vs Predator.
9- Why do Mexicans have Netflix?
For Netflix and chili
10- What do you call a Mexican that can’t do anything?
A Mexican’t.
11- One Mexican told another: I need to tell you something important.
So the other said: We should taco-bout it later
12- How do Mexicans laugh?
Hahahalapeños
13- What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons?
José and Hose B!
14- Why is Mexican ice cream spicy?
Because it was chili in the freezer.
15- How do Mexicans drink soda?
In MexiCANS
16- How do you call a Mexican spy?
Agent GarCIA
17- Why don’t Mexicans like high places?
They have vertaco.
18- What do you call two mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
19- Why did the Mexican soccer team bring a ladder to the game?
Because they heard the competition was high!
20- Two Mexicans are hiding a dead body when they find that place is already used.
One of them finds another spot “We should burrito-ver there”.
21- What is the name of the Mexican Mac&cheese version?
Mac&Chili.
22- What do you call a Mexican midget?
A paragraph cause he’s too short to be an essay.
23- What did the Mexican ghost say to his victim?
BOO-rrito
24- How do you call a spider piñata?
Piñatarantula
25- What’s the difference between a French and a Mexican?
French say Oh lá lá, Mexicans say just Hola.
26- Where do Mexican geniuses live?
Chili-con Valley
27- What do you call a mexican with a bottle of vermouth?
A dry Martinez.
28- How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Juan.
29- There was a taco and some nachos.
The nacho was sad so the taco said wanna taco about it and the nachos said nacho business
30- Why don’t Mexicans play hide and seek?
Because nobody will look for them!
31- Why do Mexicans envy chicken?
Because the chicken could cross the border
32- Who is the richest man in Mexico?
Jeff Pesos
33- What do you call a Mexican bodybuilder who runs out of protein?
No Whey José.
34- Why doesn’t Mexico have a Olympic team?
Because everyone that can run, jump, and swim is already across the border!
35- What do you call a Mexican in a Chinese Restaurant?
A Juantan
36- What do you call a Mexican who has a wooden leg?
Woody!
37- How do you teach a Mexican to swim?
Put a fence in front of the pool
38- Why did the Mexican keep a wheel of cheddar in his truck?
In Queso emergencies.
39- What do you call good Mexican food?
Top Natchos.
40- I went to the game last night and saw a Mexican wave.
So I waved back at him.
41- Why did the Mexican take a Xanax?
For Hispanic attacks.
42- Name the only American holiday a Mexican won’t celebrate?
Labor day!
43- Why did the Mexican magician have a difficult time performing?
Every time he said “abracadabra,” everyone shouted “taco”!
44- Why did the Mexican give you his number?
So you can taco-ver the phone.
45- This Mexican threw his wife off a cliff. When the police asked him why he did it, he replied…
“Tequila! Tequila!”
46- Why did the Mexican sign up for Tinder?
For a Juan night stand.
47- What is a Mexican doing with a Lamborghini?
Playing GTA.
48- “I hate tacos”…
Said no Juan ever.
49- How did you know she was Mexican?
Chili-terally told me she is.
50- At what sport are Mexicans best?
Border crossing.
51- Why did the taco ask for salsa lessons?
It wanted to spice up its life!
52- What’s a tortilla’s favorite genre of music?
Wrap music.
53- Why did the jalapeño put on a sweater?
It was a little chili.
54- Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salsa dancing!
55- How do you organize a fantastic Mexican party?
You taco ‘bout it and make a plan!
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