51 Movie Jokes For The Most Devoted Cinephiles

From Blockbusters to Classics: Movie Jokes Guaranteed to Delight Die-Hard Cinephiles

Movies are one of the greatest sources of entertainment, and for many of us, they provide an escape from the daily grind. They transport us to different worlds and introduce us to unique characters that make us laugh, cry, and feel a range of emotions. One of the best things about movies is that they can be funny, and movie jokes have become a staple of pop culture.

Movie jokes are funny quips, one-liners, or situational humor that occur within the context of a film. They often make fun of cliches or poke fun at the film’s own genre or storyline. They can be delivered by the actors, the script, or even by the visual effects. Whatever their form, movie jokes are an essential part of the cinematic experience.

Movie jokes have become a vital part of pop culture and are often referenced or reused in other films or TV shows. They can range from silly one-liners to situational humor and can add levity to even the most serious of films. Some jokes are so iconic that they become memes and are used to express common feelings or emotions. Whether you’re a fan of comedy, drama, or action films, there is sure to be a movie joke out there that will make you laugh.

1- Now that the movie Titanic is 25 years old
Leo has completely lost interest in it.

2- Sylvester Stallone wants to make a movie about classical music..
He wants to play Beethoven.
Jean Claud Van Damme says “I’ll be Mozart”
Arnold Schwarzenegger “c’mon guys. Don’t make me say it”.

3- I saw Black Panther 2 without knowing anything about it.
I had no idea Wakanda movie it was.

4- One a scale of one to ten, how obsessed with Harry Potter are you? About nine and three quarters.

5- My grandfather warned people that the Titanic would sink
No one listened, but he kept on warning them nonetheless until they got sick of him and kicked him out of the movie theatre

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6- Life tip: watch the movie “Jaws” backwards.
It is a heartwarming story about a giant white shark that gives arms and legs to disabled people.

7- I wanted to see that new movie titled “Constipated”
It hasn’t come out yet.

8- I taught my kids about democracy tonight by having them vote on what movie to watch and pizza to order
And then I picked the movie and pizza I wanted because I’m the one with the money.

9- I just found out that the movie “Lincoln” made almost $300 million in movie theatres.
I was shocked. Historically Lincoln doesn’t do too well in theatres.

10- When I went to the toilet, I left the door open so I could keep watching the movie.
The other passengers on the plane were slightly irritated.

11- What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops? Guardians of the Galaxy.

12- What is the British Secret Service’s best yellow-haired spy?
James Blonde!

13- Fun movie fact: Did you know that the movie “Speed” featuring Keanu had no director?
Because if it had direction, then the movie would be called “Velocity”

14- What is the most unrealistic part of the newest James Bond movie?
A Brit with a full petrol tank.

15- The Tetris movie is finally coming out in 2023 after numerous delays.
Every time they finished a line in the script, it disappeared.

16- Al Pacino is to star in a new movie about a man who wins the World Knitting Championships…
Its called ‘Scarf Ace’.

17- Did you see the movie about the hot dog? It was an Oscar Wiener.

18- What did Mark Wahlberg feed Ted? Nothing he was already stuffed.

19- Why shouldn’t Tom Cruise remarry? Because marriage is a Risky Business.

20- How do you cure loneliness?
Watch a horror movie by yourself in a dark room. The feeling will soon go away.

21- How did Will Smith steal $10 from millions of people? All he had to do was “Focus”.

22- Hey are you Cinderella because I see that dress disappearing at midnight.

23- Did you hear that Clint Eastwood opened a preschool? It’s called “Go Ahead and Make My Day Care Center”.

24- Why did Quentin Tarantino regret directing a Ninja Turtles movie?
Because he felt the villains being called “The Foot Clan” was very misleading.

25- No matter how much someone says they like the movie the passion of the Christ
They always say the book was better

26- Netflix has devised the perfect way to stop the distribution of pirated movies
They now block all movies with an IMDB rating of 3.14 😉
Pi-rated .. sorry 😉

27- Watched a movie about masseuse.
I am glad it had a happy ending.

28- My wife asked me, “Why don’t you treat me like you did when we were first dating!?” So I took her to dinner and a movie…
Then dropped her off at her parents’ house.

29- Why should you really be sure before you see a movie with Lake Bell and Owen Wilson? Because there is “No Escape”.

30- What do you say to Simba when he’s moving too slow?

31- What’s a bee’s favorite Disney movie?
“Beauty And The Bees”.

32- Did you hear about the new Johnny Depp movie? It’s the one rated Arrrrrrrr.

33- Say what you will about Die Hard, but it has the best ending for a Christmas movie…
Hans down.

34- I was watching a horror movie about the Apocalypse.
It took me 5 minutes to realise I was on the news channel.

35- My wife asked me if I wanted to watch Dr. Strange for movie night, but I said no.
I had Stranger Things to watch.

36- I’m no lifeguard but your baewatch me.

37- What’s a climate activist’s favourite movie?
“Mad at gas car”.

38- Made love to the wife last night, just like they do in the movies.
I was fast, she was furious.

39- Roses are red, violets are blue, if you don’t like Star Wars, there’s something wrong with you.

40- What did the movie director say when he finished his burrito?
“That’s a wrap!”

41- I just watched that Frida Kahlo movie for the first time.
She really raised some eyebrows back then.

42- I stopped paying attention to movie reviews after critics raved about The Green Mile.
Great concept, but terrible execution.

43- Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the order 4 5 6 1 2 3
In charge of the sequence, Yoda was.

44- Why did the angry Jedi cross the road? To get to the Dark Side.

45- Is your name Ariel?
Because I think we mermaid for each other!

46- My date stood me up at the movie theatre
I had to sit back down after getting yelled at by the family behind me.

47- I don’t get why so many people have an issue with The Kardashians show.
I like to compare it to the Lego movie with all of the plastic parts moving around.

48- A girl is fed up with her boyfriend’s unhealthy obsession with detective movies, and wants to break up with him.
Girl: “This is too much. We really should split up.”
Boy: “Good idea, we can cover more ground that way.”

49- Arnold Schwarzenegger announced today that he’ll be starring in a new movie about a 18th century composer
When asked about it it, Mr Schwarzenegger said “I’ll be Bach”

50- First Date.
Guy and a Girl on a first date.
Guy: “So, what kind of movies do you like?”
Girl: “I like movies where I need a tissue.”
Guy: “Oh my god! Me too!”

51- I’m planning to watch a good movie with my girlfriend.
Can anyone recommend a good girlfriend?

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