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50 Silly Jokes for the Funniest Folks Around

This Silly Jokes are guaranteed to Brighten Your Day

Laughter is a universal language, and one of the best ways to spread joy and break the ice in any social gathering is by sharing a hearty dose of Silly Jokes. For the funniest folks among us, ‘silly jokes’ aren’t just a pastime – they’re a way of life. If you’re one of those who thrives on lighthearted banter, we’ve got a treat for you. In this compilation, we bring you 50 silly jokes that are sure to tickle your funny bone and keep the laughter rolling.

Silly jokes are a cherished genre in the world of humor. They often walk the fine line between clever and downright ridiculous, offering a unique brand of amusement. Whether you prefer puns, wordplay, or just delight in the absurdity of life, these jokes are designed to elicit grins and giggles. From classic ‘dad jokes‘ to whimsical one-liners, this collection covers a wide spectrum of humor. So, whether you’re sharing these with friends, family, or even coworkers, you’re bound to find these perfect ‘silly jokes’ to brighten your day.

Dumb jokes have a special place in our hearts because they remind us that humor doesn’t always have to be highbrow. In fact, ‘silly jokes’ are the antidote to taking life too seriously. They remind us to embrace the joy of simplicity and find amusement in the everyday. So, without further ado, let’s dive into this assortment of 50 ‘silly jokes’ and let the laughter begin. After all, what’s life without a little bit of silliness?

1- What gets wetter the more it dries?
A towel.


2- How do bats ensure they avoid collisions while flying?
They look in their wing mirror!


3- How can you be sure a sim is speaking the truth?
When they’re being sim-cere!


4- What was the reason the picture ended up in jail?
It got locked up for being framed.


5- Did you catch wind of the latest restaurant named “Karma“?
There’s no menu, you just get what you deserve!


6- What did one toilet say to the other?
You seem rather flushed today.


7- What do you call an arrogant criminal going down the stairs?
A condescending con descending!


8- What should a 500 pound alien do?
A: Diet


9- I witnessed someone accidentally scatter all their Scrabble tiles on the road, so I asked them what the word was on the street!


10- What was the message from the paper to the pencil?
Keep writing!


11- What was the conversation between two walls?
I’ll meet you at the corner.


12- Why did the chicken exit the library clucking, “book, book, book”?
Because, well, chickens do tend to make that kind of noise!


13- Why is giving someone a comb before their departure a good idea?
Because it makes for a fantastic parting gift!


14- What do you call a silly skeleton?
A bone head!


15- What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck!


16- Why was Tigger looking for in the bathroom?
He was looking for Pooh!


17- What do you call a dinosaur fart?
A blast from the past!


18- Would you like to hear a pizza joke?
Never mind, it’s too cheesy!


19- What possesses fifty legs but remains immobile?
Twenty-five pairs of trousers!


20- What’s the reason German Shepherds can’t guard sheep?
Well, it’s because they’re French!


21- What does an orphan order at Pizza Hut?
A Family Pizza.


22- My dear, do you have faith in the institution of marriage?
Absolutely, I’m quite fond of fantasy tales.


23- Mother, may I get a nose piercing?
Don’t be silly, Voldemort.


24- What do you name a dog that has no legs?
It’s irrelevant because he won’t come when called.


25- What’s the similarity between men and computers?
They’ll only assist you if you turn them on.


26- There’s a document signed by a judge that mentions my feelings for you.
Well, it’s a restraining order.


27- I lent $500 to a visually impaired individual, and he promised to repay me the next he sees me


28- What did one diaper say to the other diaper?
“I can’t stand shitty kids.”


29- The best thing about getting Alzheimer’s is that you meet new people all the time.


30- Johnny, don’t you ever get tired of drinking so heavily?
Not really, I make sure to sit down when I drink.


31- What’s the term for dogs that excavate ancient artifacts?
Barkaeologists!


32- What’s the name for a fly that has no wings?
A walk!


33- On which side of a duck can you find the most feathers?
The outside!


34- Why did the moon let out a burp?
Because it was full!


35- What did the police officer say to his belly?
“You’re under a vest!”


36- Who delivers the most humorous egg jokes?
Comedi-hens!


37- What did one pig say to the other pig?
You always take me for grunted!


38- What did one leaf say to another leaf?
“I’m falling for you!”


39- What goes up and down but does not move?
Stairs


40- What would you get when you breed a cheetah with a burger?
Fast food!


41- Britany: “May I have a medium pizza?”
Jhonny: “Do you want it cut into six or twelve slices?”
Britany: “Six, I could never finish twelve on my own.”


42- If you love somebody let them go. If they come back, leave them so they know how it feels.


43- Jhonny: “You’re like fried chicken.”
Britany: “Delicious?”
Jhonny: “No, quite greasy!”


44- What’s the similarity between a bungee cord and a condom?
If they break, your life is over.


45- Jhonny: “Daddy, daddy, what does it mean to steal?”
Bob: “Shut Up! and just keep running.”


46- How did Karen decide to purify her water?
She threw it off the roof to kill the microbes.


47- Your baby’s appearance is so ugly that when you brought the baby for baptism, the priest suggested that exorcisms are typically reserved for Thursdays.


48- What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between us, something smells!


49- How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it!


50- What is something that you can catch but not throw?
A cold!

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