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Get Ready to Giggle: Hilarious April Fool Jokes to Make You Cry with Laughter!
April Fool’s Day is an occasion to unleash your inner prankster and come up with some hilarious April Fool jokes to play on your friends and family. It is the day when you can let your imagination run wild and come up with creative April fool memes or pranks that will leave everyone laughing.
April Fool jokes are a great way to add some laughter and fun to your day. Here are some April Fool jokes that you can use to add some laughter and fun to your day:
1- Today’s the day to propose. If they say yes, great. If they say no, just say, “April Fools!”
2- Did you hear about the guy who swapped the labels on the pumps at the gas station?
It was an April Fuels’ joke.
3- Believe nothing and trust no one this April Fools’ Day. So it’s just like any other day.
4- Why was the donkey annoying his friend?
It was April Mules’ Day.
5- Why is everyone so tired on April 1?
Because they just finished a 31-day march.
6- What flower grows between your nose and chin? Two-lips.
7- Why is the letter “A” like a flower?
A bee comes after it.
8- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Boo. Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just an April Fools’ joke.
9- What monster plays the most April Fools’ jokes?
Prankenstein.
10- Why do omelettes love April Fools’ Day?
They enjoy practical yolks.
11- What did April Fools’ say when it received a gift?
Well, prank you!
12- Can February March?
No, but April May.
13- What do you call an overflowing toilet on April Fools’ Day?
A septic prank.
14- Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body?
He’s alright now.
15- What did the tree say to the new spring flower?
I’m rooting for you.
16- Which card in the deck is happiest on April 1st?
The joker.
17- When’s the best time to buy a trampoline?
In the spring.
18- What is a stepladder’s favorite day?
April Stool’s Day!
19- If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims.
20- Excuse me, sir. Do you think they named April Fools’ Day in your honor?
21- What do bank tellers hand out on April 1?
Prank card numbers.
22- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Otto. Otto who?
You otto know April Fools’ is on April 1.
23- What did one flower say to the other?
Let’s be buds.
24- Did you hear they arrested the devil?
It’s true! They got him on possession.
25- April Fools’ Day is like a huge open mic night: Millions of people go out of their way to demonstrate how unfunny they are.
26- A woman went into a seafood restaurant and requested a lobster tail. The waiter smiled and said, “Once upon a time there was this handsome lobster…”
27- What goes up when April showers come down?
An umbrella.
28- Why did the bird go to the hospital?
It needed tweet-ment!
29- What’s the difference between Thanksgiving and April 1?
Being thankful versus prankful.
30- How does a husband scare his wife on April 1?
He opens a prank account!
31- Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Sofa.
Sofa who?
Sofa these have been pretty good April Fool’s jokes.
32- Keanu Reeves lost all the April Fools jokes! Luckily he found the May tricks.
33- What has a bow but can’t be tied?
A rainbow.
34- I don’t always joke on April Fools’ Day. Just kidding, I do.
35- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Beak. Beak who? Beak careful that you don’t get pranked on April Fools’ Day.
36- What happens when you tell an egg a joke? It cracks up.
37- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Lena. Lena who? Lena bit closer and I’ll tell you.
38- Should I plant flowers in April? May as well!
39- A cartoonist was found unconscious at home; details are sketchy.
40- How can you tell if a plant is good at math? It has square roots.
41- Why is spring the superior season?
It reigns!
42- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Gwen. Gwen who?
Gwen do you think you’re gonna prank me, let’s get it over with.
43- My favorite April Fool’s prank is pretending I’m going to leave the couch.
44- What do you write in a birthday card on April Fools’ Day?
You can prank me later.
45- What do you call a hammer bought on April 1?
An April tool.
46- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Noah. Noah who?
Noah good April Fools’ joke?
47- What do storm clouds wear under their pants?
Thunderwear.
48- What does a rainbow do when it gets a papercut?
Yell, “Ow!”
49- How did the skeleton know that April showers were on the way?
He could feel it in his bones.
50- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Lenny. Lenny who?
Lenny know when you’re done with these April Fools’ Day jokes.
51 – I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it… except for today, it’s April Fools’!
52 – “I’m officially quitting my job as a history teacher. I’m just not going to make it in the future.”
53 – “I tried to catch some fog yesterday. I mist.
54 – “I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed!
55 – “I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.”
