50 Coffee Jokes That’ll Keep You Buzzing

Sip on These Brew-tiful Puns and Hilarious One-Liner Coffee Jokes to Perk Up Your Day

Coffee is more than just a morning pick-me-up; it’s a beloved beverage that fuels our daily routines and often serves as the elixir of productivity. But beyond its energizing qualities, coffee has a unique way of bringing people together, whether it’s during coffee breaks at work or cozy conversations in cafes. To celebrate the joy and camaraderie that coffee inspires, we’ve compiled a list of 50 coffee jokes that are sure to keep you buzzing with laughter.

These coffee jokes capture the lighthearted and playful side of coffee culture, serving as a reminder that sometimes a little humor is the perfect accompaniment to our daily cup of joe. So, whether you’re sipping a latte, a cappuccino, or a simple black coffee, these funny coffee jokes are guaranteed to bring a smile to your face and keep your coffee-fueled conversations buzzing with laughter.

Coffee jokes have a way of breaking the ice and creating an instant connection among coffee lovers. They provide a common ground for coffee enthusiasts to share a laugh and bond over their shared love for this aromatic beverage. Whether you’re in a coffee shop, at a business meeting, or simply hanging out with friends, these jokes can add a dose of levity and make any coffee-related interaction even more enjoyable.

So, the next time you’re in need of a coffee-related laugh, grab your favorite mug, take a sip of your beloved brew, and dive into these coffee jokes. Whether you’re a barista, a coffee connoisseur, or simply someone who enjoys a good cup of joe, these coffee jokes are guaranteed to keep you buzzing with laughter and remind you that coffee is not just a beverage; it’s a catalyst for joy, connection, and a whole lot of smiles.

Coffee Jokes

1- What did the coffee lover say to the coffee shop owner?
“Thanks a latte!”

2- Where do birds go for coffee?
A: To the NESTcafe

3- What’s a coffee’s favorite spell?
Espresso Patronum!

4- What do gossiping pots do?
Spill the beans.

5- What do you call it when you walk into a coffee shop and feel like you’ve been there before?

6- How does an Iraeli make his coffee?
He brews.

7- Why did the coffee shop close for the day?
Because a storm was brewing.

8- What did the coffee addict say to his doctor?
I don’t have a problem with coffee. I have a problem without it!

9- What’s the technical name for a pot of coffee at work?
Break fluid

10- Why was the coffee-shop worker fired?
He kept showing up in a Tea-shirt.

11- Fun Fact
A yawn is just a silent scream for coffee.

12- What do you call sad coffee?
A: Despresso.

13- What did the two coffee lovers say when they got married?
We’re meant to bean together!

14- What’s the opposite of coffee?

15- What’s a barista’s favorite exercise at the gym?
The French press.

16- What’s a coffee’s favorite type of comedian?
A roast master!

17- What do you call a cow who’s just given birth?
– De-calf-inated.

18- Why do espresso machines never get invited to parties?
They always bring too much pressure!

19- What’s the difference between coffee and your opinion?
I asked for coffee.

20- Why did the coffee file a police report?
It got mugged!

21- What does a coffee lover flirt with their crush?
I’ve been thinking about you a latte.

22- How does Moses make his coffee?
He brews it.

23- Why should call a 5-cent espresso?
A cheap shot.

24- What kind of sugar does Lady Gaga use in her coffee?
Raw raw raw raw raw.

25- What do you call two coffee addicts who get married?
A perfect blend!

26- What do beans say to their kids when they misbehave?
You’re grounded.

27- Fun Fact
Drinking too much espresso can cause a latte problems.

28- What’s the best Beatles song?
A: Latte Be!

29- Why do I not like hot beverages?
It’s just not my cup of tea.

30- What’s its favorite Bob Marley song?
Don’t Worry, Be Frappé.

31- How does coffee show affection?
It espresso-es its love!

32- What’s a coffee’s favorite karaoke song?
Hit Me With your Best Shot!

33- What did the caffeine addict name his Dogs?
Cream and Sugar.

34- How are coffee beans like kids?
A: They’re always getting grounded!

35- How do you know if you’ve had enough coffee?
You channel surf faster without the remote.

36- I do some of my best thinking over coffee.
I tend to have a latte on my mind.

37- How does a coffee bean say goodbye?
“I’m off brew now!”

38- Why are Italians so good at making coffee?
A: Because they know how to espresso themselves.

39- How does a Coffee lover compliments his girlfriend?
He just says “You’re brew-ti-ful”.

40- What did the Coffee lover say when he was teased?
Don’t mocha me!

41- Coffee is the most important meal of the day

42- How do cups greet each other?
With mugs and kisses.

43- What do you call two coffee mugs sitting next together?
A happy cup-ple.

44- What’s it called when you steal someone’s coffee?
A: Mugging!

45- What’s a barista’s favorite programming language?

46- A Man walks into a cafe, “How much for a cup of coffee?” The barista points to the menu and says, “Five dollars for a cup of coffee and refills are free.” The customer responds, “Thanks. I’ll have a refill.”

47- I was drinking coffee in my snow boots this morning when I thought to myself, “I need to get a mug.”

48- What did the horny woman say about her coffee?
That coffee’s not the only thing that’s hot and wet this morning.

49- A Coffee addict walks into a coffee shop carrying a large chunk of asphalt.
She walks up to the barista and says, “I’ll take a cappuccino for me, please, and a latte for the road.

50- A Coffee lover visits his doctor for a checkup. “Doc, I think something’s wrong with my eyes,” he says. “Every time I take a sip of coffee I get this stabbing pain in my right eye.”

51- What did the coffee say about its late assignment?
Better latte than never!

52- What do you call sad coffee?
A depresso.

53- Why are coffee beans such troublemakers?
They always end up in hot water.

54- What did the coffee say to the sugar?
You make life sweet.

55- Why was the coffee-shop worker fired?
He kept showing up in a Tea-shirt.


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