55 Dentist Jokes to Make Your Teeth Fall Out… from Laughing

Laughter is often referred to as the best medicine, and when it comes to dental humor, it’s no different. Dentist jokes have a unique way of lightening the mood and bringing smiles to our faces. Whether you’re a dental professional looking for some comic relief or someone who appreciates a good chuckle, we’ve compiled a collection of 50 dentist jokes that will leave you grinning from ear to ear.

Dental humor has the ability to transcend age groups and bridge the gap between patients and practitioners. It’s a lighthearted way to alleviate dental anxiety and remind us that oral health can be fun too. These jokes not only bring joy but also shed light on the dental experience. From fillings and braces to the dreaded drill, they touch upon various aspects of dental care in a humorous way.

Laughter is indeed the best medicine, and when it comes to dental humor, these jokes are sure to tickle your funny bone. Whether you’re a dental professional or a patient, these 50 dentist jokes offer a delightful way to lighten the mood and bring smiles to everyone’s faces. So, go ahead, share a laugh, and let your teeth fall out… from laughing!

Remember, a smile is contagious, so don’t hesitate to share these jokes with friends, family, and even your dentist during your next appointment.

Dentist Jokes

1- What did the judge say to the dentist?
A: Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?

2- What did my dentist do to stop me eating so many sweet treats?
Put a sign over my mouth saying ‘Donut Enter’

3- My dentist removed the wrong tooth.
It was acci-dental.

4- What are dentist’s favourite movies?
Jaws and Top Gum!

5- Why do dentists go to the zoo?
To see the enamels!

6- Why did the king go to the dentist?
A: To get his teeth crowned!

7- What is the dentist’s favorite movie?
A: Plaque to the Future.

8- What’s the only sweet food that dentists approve of?

9- When is the best time for a dentist appointment?
Tooth hurty.

10- Why don’t dentists like the police?
Because of the cavity checks!

11- What happened when the dentist crashed into a car?
They left a dent!

12- What does a dentist call his x-rays?

13- How many dentists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: One to administer the anesthetic, one to extract the lightbulb, and one to offer the socket mouthwash.

14- What did the dentist say when her boyfriend said he loved her?
“I love you too-th!”

15- Why did the tree go to the dentist?
A: To get a root canal.

16- What’s a dentist’s favourite rapper?

17- What does the dentist of the year get?
A: A little plaque.

18- Where do dentists move when they retire?
A: Fluorida.

19- What did the werewolf eat after he’d had his teeth taken out?
A: The dentist.

20- Why do dentists like potatoes?
A: Because they are so filling.

21- What do you call a dentist that doesn’t like tea?

22- What does a dentist do during an earthquake?
A: She braces herself!

23- Where do dentists go sailing?
Down the root canal!

24- What’s a dentist’s favorite kind of music?
Plaque Sabbath!

25- Why did the phone go to the dentist?
A: Because it had Bluetooth.

26- Has your tooth stopped hurting yet?
A: I don’t know, the dentist kept it.

27- What’s a dentist’s favorite animal?
A molar bear!

28- What do dentists have in their garden?
Dentistrees and implants!

29- What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!

30- Why did the dentist get arrested by the FBI?
For supplying false identiteeth!

31- What kind of filling do you want in your tooth?
A: Chocolate, please.

32- If a kid has 25 candy bars and they eat 22 of them, what do they have?

33- What are the six most dreaded words in the world?
“The dentist will see you now.”

34- Why did the tooth go to the party alone?
Because it had lost its filling!

35- Which is the best day to go to the dentist?

36- What is a dentist’s favourite card game?

37- What is a dentist’s favourite clothes shop?

38- What game did the dentist play when she was a child?
A: Caps and robbers.

39- Why did the Pharaoh go to the dentist?
Egypt his tooth.

40- Which dinosaurs listen to their dentist’s advice?
A: Floss-iraptors.

41- Why should you be kind to your dentist?
Because they have fill-ings too.

42- My dentist has a TV in the exam room.
I go there for Netflix and drill.

43- Dentists aren’t easily offended, they always manage to brush it off!

44- Why did the deer need braces?
He had buck teeth.

45- ‘May the floss be with you!’ – A Dentist

46- Dentist: Can you please help me? Scream as loud as you can, like you’re in a lot of pain.
Patient: Why? My tooth isn’t hurting this time.
Dentist: Because there are many patients in the waiting room, and I don’t want to miss the game!

47- My teeth were stained, so the dentist asked me, “do you smoke or drink coffee?”
I told him I drink it.

48- Patient: How much will it cost me to have this tooth extracted?
Dentist: $300
Patient: $300 for just a few minutes work, that expensive.
Dentist: O.K. I’ll pull it out slowly if you prefer.

49- Why did the vampire’s breath stink so badly?
Because he had bat breath.

50- Why do teeth move?
Shift happens.

51- Why did the king go to the dentist?
To get his crown checked!

52- Why are teeth like stars?
Because they come out at night!

53- Why did the dentist break up with the manicurist?
They fought tooth and nail!

54- What does a dentist do on a roller coaster?
He braces himself!

55- Why did the deer need braces?
Because he had buck teeth!


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