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30 Funny Marriage Tweets That Perfectly Sum Up Married Life

Here are some even funny marriage tweets that will get you laughing and will get you talking with your spouse, no matter how long you have been together.

These funny marriage Tweets gives an insight into what being married is really like, and we cannot get enough of how fun and adorable they are all.

These funny marriage tweets are those that are dispelling the marriage myths, one tweet at a time,
for the whole world to see. Well, in order to provide all of you with a big dose of laughter, as well as a few realities about the life of married couples, Chameleon Memes present to you a few of the funny marriage tweets summarizing every married couple’s life.

1 – Before Marriage vs After marriage

before I got married - Funny Marriage Tweets
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2 – The definition of “Getting lucky tonight” after marriage

getting luccky tonight - Funny Marriage Tweets
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3 – When wife surpasses the god

god can have 10 commandments - Funny Marriage Tweets
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4 – Marriage is mostly about knowing…

hand towels - Funny Marriage Tweets
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5 – Mocking your wife comes with a heavy price

I spent half as you - Funny Marriage Tweets
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6 – That moment when…

I was just about to do chores - Funny Marriage Tweets
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7 – When you run to the door to greet your wife

Im afraid thers bee a terrible accident - Funny Marriage Tweets
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8 – Marriage is like coffee

marriage is like coffee - Funny Marriage Tweets
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9 – Marriage is just texting each other.

marriage is texting each other - Funny Marriage Tweets
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10 – Marriage teaches you a lot about yourself

marriage teaches a lot - Funny Marriage Tweets
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11 – Sexting after marriage be like…

Married sext - Funny Marriage Tweets
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12 – When it’s about time…

my wife says I need to grow up - Funny Marriage Tweets
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13 – Your charger is everyone’s charger but your wifes charger is her charger only

phone charger - Funny Marriage Tweets
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14 – A bitter fact about marriage

waiting for wife in car - Funny Marriage Tweets
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15 – When she says…

we need to talk - Funny Marriage Tweets
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16 – When you’re wrong

what i wanted for dinner - Funny Marriage Tweets
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17 – Visit to the therapist

what's the problem - Funny Marriage Tweets
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18 – Wife is always right

When I wakeup from the car accident - Funny Marriage Tweets
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19 – When wife falls asleep in public place

when my wife falls asleep - Funny Marriage Tweets
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20 – Text from wife be like

where are you - Funny Marriage Tweets
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21. Breaks Toaster

22. Romance ain’t dead.

23. Marriage in saying you’re not mad

24. Mr & Mrs

25. Going grocery shopping with wife

26. Nothing in life can prepare you

27. Relationship Status

28. Married people issues

29.

30. What do you want!?

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