Here are some even funny marriage tweets that will get you laughing and will get you talking with your spouse, no matter how long you have been together.
These funny marriage Tweets gives an insight into what being married is really like, and we cannot get enough of how fun and adorable they are all.
These funny marriage tweets are those that are dispelling the marriage myths, one tweet at a time,
for the whole world to see. Well, in order to provide all of you with a big dose of laughter, as well as a few realities about the life of married couples, Chameleon Memes present to you a few of the funny marriage tweets summarizing every married couple’s life.
1 – Before Marriage vs After marriage
![30 Funny Marriage Tweets That Perfectly Sum Up Married Life 1 before I got married - Funny Marriage Tweets](https://chameleonmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/before-I-got-married.jpeg)
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2 – The definition of “Getting lucky tonight” after marriage
![30 Funny Marriage Tweets That Perfectly Sum Up Married Life 2 getting luccky tonight - Funny Marriage Tweets](https://chameleonmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/getting-luccky-tonight.jpeg)
3 – When wife surpasses the god
![30 Funny Marriage Tweets That Perfectly Sum Up Married Life 3 god can have 10 commandments - Funny Marriage Tweets](https://chameleonmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/god-can-have-10-commandments.jpeg)
4 – Marriage is mostly about knowing…
![30 Funny Marriage Tweets That Perfectly Sum Up Married Life 4 hand towels - Funny Marriage Tweets](https://chameleonmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/hand-towels.jpeg)
5 – Mocking your wife comes with a heavy price
![30 Funny Marriage Tweets That Perfectly Sum Up Married Life 5 I spent half as you - Funny Marriage Tweets](https://chameleonmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/I-spent-half-as-you.jpeg)
6 – That moment when…
![30 Funny Marriage Tweets That Perfectly Sum Up Married Life 6 I was just about to do chores - Funny Marriage Tweets](https://chameleonmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/I-was-just-about-to-do-chores.jpeg)
7 – When you run to the door to greet your wife
![30 Funny Marriage Tweets That Perfectly Sum Up Married Life 7 Im afraid thers bee a terrible accident - Funny Marriage Tweets](https://chameleonmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/Im-afraid-thers-bee-a-terrible-accident.jpeg)
8 – Marriage is like coffee
![30 Funny Marriage Tweets That Perfectly Sum Up Married Life 8 marriage is like coffee - Funny Marriage Tweets](https://chameleonmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/marriage-is-like-coffee.jpeg)
9 – Marriage is just texting each other.
![30 Funny Marriage Tweets That Perfectly Sum Up Married Life 9 marriage is texting each other - Funny Marriage Tweets](https://chameleonmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/marriage-is-texting-eachother.jpeg)
10 – Marriage teaches you a lot about yourself
![30 Funny Marriage Tweets That Perfectly Sum Up Married Life 10 marriage teaches a lot - Funny Marriage Tweets](https://chameleonmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/marriage-teaches-a-lot.jpeg)
11 – Sexting after marriage be like…
![30 Funny Marriage Tweets That Perfectly Sum Up Married Life 11 Married sext - Funny Marriage Tweets](https://chameleonmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/Married-sext.jpeg)
12 – When it’s about time…
![30 Funny Marriage Tweets That Perfectly Sum Up Married Life 12 my wife says I need to grow up - Funny Marriage Tweets](https://chameleonmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/my-wife-says-I-need-to-grow-up.jpeg)
13 – Your charger is everyone’s charger but your wifes charger is her charger only
![30 Funny Marriage Tweets That Perfectly Sum Up Married Life 13 phone charger - Funny Marriage Tweets](https://chameleonmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/phone-charger.jpeg)
14 – A bitter fact about marriage
![30 Funny Marriage Tweets That Perfectly Sum Up Married Life 14 waiting for wife in car - Funny Marriage Tweets](https://chameleonmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/waiting-for-wife-in-car.jpeg)
15 – When she says…
![30 Funny Marriage Tweets That Perfectly Sum Up Married Life 15 we need to talk - Funny Marriage Tweets](https://chameleonmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/we-need-to-talk.jpeg)
16 – When you’re wrong
17 – Visit to the therapist
![30 Funny Marriage Tweets That Perfectly Sum Up Married Life 17 what's the problem - Funny Marriage Tweets](https://chameleonmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/whats-the-problem.jpeg)
18 – Wife is always right
![30 Funny Marriage Tweets That Perfectly Sum Up Married Life 18 When I wakeup from the car accident - Funny Marriage Tweets](https://chameleonmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/When-I-wokeup-from-the-car-accident.jpeg)
19 – When wife falls asleep in public place
![30 Funny Marriage Tweets That Perfectly Sum Up Married Life 19 when my wife falls asleep - Funny Marriage Tweets](https://chameleonmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/when-my-wife-falls-asleep.jpeg)
20 – Text from wife be like
![30 Funny Marriage Tweets That Perfectly Sum Up Married Life 21 where are you - Funny Marriage Tweets](https://chameleonmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/where-are-you.jpeg)
21. Breaks Toaster
![30 Funny Marriage Tweets That Perfectly Sum Up Married Life 22 Breaks toaster - Funny Marriage Tweets](https://chameleonmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/01/Breaks-toaster.jpeg)
22. Romance ain’t dead.
![30 Funny Marriage Tweets That Perfectly Sum Up Married Life 23 Husband texted from bathroom - Funny Marriage Tweets](https://chameleonmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/01/Husband-texted-from-bathroom.jpeg)
23. Marriage in saying you’re not mad
![30 Funny Marriage Tweets That Perfectly Sum Up Married Life 24 Marriage is saying - Funny Marriage Tweets](https://chameleonmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/01/Marriage-is-saying.jpeg)
24. Mr & Mrs
![30 Funny Marriage Tweets That Perfectly Sum Up Married Life 25 Married for so long - Funny Marriage Tweets](https://chameleonmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/01/Married-for-so-long.jpeg)
25. Going grocery shopping with wife
![30 Funny Marriage Tweets That Perfectly Sum Up Married Life 26 My wife is so much better looking](https://chameleonmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/01/My-wife-is-so-much-better-looking.jpeg)
26. Nothing in life can prepare you
![30 Funny Marriage Tweets That Perfectly Sum Up Married Life 27 Nothing in life - Funny Marriage Tweets](https://chameleonmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/01/Nothing-in-life.jpeg)
27. Relationship Status
![30 Funny Marriage Tweets That Perfectly Sum Up Married Life 28 Relationship status](https://chameleonmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/01/Relationship-status.jpeg)
28. Married people issues
![30 Funny Marriage Tweets That Perfectly Sum Up Married Life 29 Running low on clean underwears](https://chameleonmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/01/Running-low-on-clean-underwears.jpeg)
29.
![30 Funny Marriage Tweets That Perfectly Sum Up Married Life 30 Wie got a fitbit](https://chameleonmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/01/Wie-got-a-fitbit.jpeg)
30. What do you want!?
![30 Funny Marriage Tweets That Perfectly Sum Up Married Life 31 You pick diner](https://chameleonmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/01/You-pick-diner.jpeg)