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Quiet Chuckles: Introvert Jokes Tailored for the Inner Laughter
Being an introvert can often be misunderstood by others who don’t share the same personality traits. It’s not that introverts don’t like people, but they simply prefer spending time alone or in small groups. While extroverts may thrive in large social settings, introverts may feel more comfortable in a quiet corner with a good book or movie.
While some of these introvert jokes may seem a bit self-deprecating, they’re all in good fun and can help introverts feel seen and understood. Laughter is a great way to bond with others, and these introvert jokes can be a way for introverts to connect with others who share their personality traits.
So the next time you’re feeling antisocial or introverted, remember that you’re not alone, and there are always introvert jokes to help lighten the mood.
1- How do you kill an introvert?
Starve him to death by putting another person in the kitchen
2- Which type of loan does an introvert prefer?
A leave me alone.
3- How introverts make friends?
Extroverts find them, like them and adopt them.
4- I know an introverted entrepreneur in the coal industry.
He mined his own business.
5- An introvert knock knock joke….
Knock Knock.
6- How do you make an introvert happy?
Cancel.
7- What’s between an introvert and an extrovert?
A wall.
8- I’m so introverted…
That I was told to self-isolate for 14 days, and asked to make it an even 28.
9- You know you’re an introvert when you have inside jokes with yourself.
10- Why did the introvert walk around the pond?
Because they didn’t want to break the ice
11- Sorry I missed your call, I was staring in horror at the screen wondering why on earth you couldn’t just text me.
12- How do you pump up a room full of shy introverts?
“LETS GET READY TO MUMBLE!!!”
13- Two introverts walk into a room…
One leaves
14- I’m in a band called The Introverted Pessimists.
You’ve probably never heard of us, but that’s fine.
15- What do vegans and introverts have in common?
Both avoid meet.
16- The First Rule of Introvert Club is…
Don’t speak.
17- Why did the introvert polish his shoes regularly?
So, he could look at peoples faces
18- introverts are like kittens
Extroverts see them and go ” I want that one”
19- Why do introverts identify so much with Thor’s brother?
Because he’s low-key.
20- As an introvert I don’t get the phrase “go big or go home”
Why the hell would I want to go big when i’m allowed to go home and be alone.
21- How many introverts does it take to change a lightbulb?
One, unless they need help – in which case it’s still one.
22- If wanting to be alone makes you an introvert, and wanting to be with people makes you an extrovert, wanting to be with cats must make you a purrvert.
23- You can tell a lot about an Introvert by his handwriting, posture and favorite movie
About an extrovert, you can tell everything by his constantly non-closing mouth…
24- I need more friends who understand that I still want to be invited but I’m not going.
25- Said something awkward. Dwell on it all day.
26- How can u tell a computer scientist is an introvert or an extrovert?
The extrovert looks at your shoes while having conversation while the introvert looks at his own shoe.
27- As an introvert, I love my wife.
*wifi
28- I have an Introvert Hangover. I’m totally exhausted, from too much human interaction.
29- How can you tell when an introvert likes you?
He’s looking at your shoes instead of his own.
30- Have you met Post Malone’s introvert brother?
Leave M’Alone
31- If you want to talk to me on the phone, I’ll need at least three days notice.
32- when you finally agree to make plans with your friends but then they bring extra people
33- 99% of me “getting ready” is just me sitting on the floor trying to figure out if I actually want to go out or not.
34- AIN’T NO PARTY LIKE AN INTROVERT PARTY, CUZ AN INTROVERT PARTY
Don’t start.
35- The worst feeling for introvert is when you’re chocking, but have to hold it in because 2 coughs had already drawn too much attention.
36- How do introverts feel within society?
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37- An introvert walks into a bar…
My bad, I was thinking of someone else. The introvert stayed at home.
38- If half the population really are introverts…
… why haven’t I met any?
39- *Looks at Facebook event invite*
I’d rather kill myself
Clicks on MAYBE ATTENDING
40- What do introverts and Loki have in common?
They would both fake their own death to avoid social events.
41- What did one introvert say to the other introvert?
Absolutely nothing and they quickly parted ways.
42- Attention
I’m such an introvert that if I ever have to draw attention I draw it on paper
43- I’m writing a book about introverts.
It’s not coming out any time soon.
44- Schools should have a class designed for introverts…
anti-social studies
45- First rule of introvert club: There is no introvert club
Thank goodness.
46- I’m such an introvert
That I keep a gun next to my bed to shoot myself when a thief enters my house just because I don’t wanna go with the process of meeting him
47- What do introverts do when they mess up a joke?
They introvise
48- Why did the introverted mushroom decide to go to more parties?
Because everyone told him he was a fungi
49- As an introvert, having a special place in hell reserved just for me sounds nice
50- Happiness is successfully closing the elevator door before anyone else can get in.
51 – An introvert’s idea of a wild night out is staying up past 9 PM.
52 – Why did the introvert stay indoors during the storm?
Because they heard it was “raining people” out there.
53 – An introvert’s idea of a perfect weekend getaway?
Canceling plans and staying home.
54 – Why did the introvert cross the road?
To avoid the conversation on the other side.
55 – What did the introvert do at the party?
They disappeared into the furniture, becoming one with the shadows.
