30 Monday Jokes That Will Make You Laugh ’til Tuesday!

Banish Those Monday Blues with a Dose of Monday Jokes!

Mondays often get a bad rap. The end of the weekend, the start of the workweek, and the endless cycle of responsibilities can make it a day many of us dread. But what if I told you that Mondays could be transformed into a day of laughter and smiles? That’s right, with the magic of humor, you can turn your Monday blues into Monday hues of laughter. In this article, we’re about to share 20 Monday jokes that will keep you giggling ’til Tuesday.

Mondays are universally recognized as the grumpiest day of the week, but that doesn’t mean they can’t be fun. These Monday jokes are not just a source of amusement but also a remedy for your workweek woes. Let’s face it; we’ve all had those mornings where our coffee seems to have more Monday vibes than caffeine. Monday jokes serve as a delightful distraction and a reminder that laughter is the best way to kickstart your week.

So, if you’re searching for a way to combat the Monday blues, these Monday jokes are the perfect antidote. And if you ever find yourself in need of a quick smile, why not check out some hilarious Monday memes? After all, who says Monday can’t be the funniest day of the week? These Monday jokes and memes are here to prove that Monday and humor can indeed go hand in hand.

1- After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF…

2- Q: What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
A: Unemployed.”

3- Monday is just a reminder that you forgot to do all the things you promised you’d do on last Monday!

4- What did the cashew say on Monday morning?

Monday always drives me nuts.

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5- How do you keep the dreams alive on Mondays?
By hitting the snooze button.

6- What is the other name of Monday?

Day 1 of the hostage situation.

7- What is the shortest horror story is called?


8- Why didn’t the skeleton laugh at Monday jokes?

He didn’t find them humerus.

9- Monday is like a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems, divide the happiness.

10- On what day do ghosts do their howling?


11- Which day of the week makes werewolves howl?


12- Everybody has their favorite villain.

Mine is Monday

13- Dear Monday, I hope you step on a lego.

14- What’s long, hard, and waiting for you?


15- What is scarier than Friday the 13th?

Monday the 13th.

16- They say every day is a gift but I don’t think they included Mondays in that list.

17- What is the worst Monday one can have?

The next one.

18- What if Mondays were created to punish us for the things we did over the weekend?

19- I hate mornings. And Mondays. And Monday mornings most of all.

20- What is the bright side of Monday?

It happens only once a week.

21- Q: What’s the most depressing sound on Monday?
A: Alarm clocks!

22- What’s the best advice for getting through the start of the work week?

Just take it Mon-day at a time.

23- What does the executioner say on Monday mornings?

Time to beheaded to work.

24- Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.

25- I really need a day in-between Sunday and Monday.

26- Q: Why does Sunday always beat Monday in arm wrestling?
A: Because Monday is a weakday.”

27- Monday checklist: coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee

28- In a galaxy far, far away, who is always eager to start a new work week?
The Mondaylorians.”

29- Even if Monday and Thursday switched places, I would still hate Monday.

30- But first champagne. I mean coffee… It’s Monday.

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