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Absurdity Reaches New Heights in 20 Screenshots of Ridiculous Complaints on r/ChoosingBeggars
In the vast realm of online communities, one particular subreddit stands out for its ability to showcase the quirkiest and downright absurd complaints encountered in daily life. The r/ChoosingBeggars subreddit, boasting an impressive 2.5 million members, has become a virtual theater of bizarre requests and entitled demands. In this collection of screenshots, we delve into the hilarious world of “Ridiculous Complaints” that have left the internet community in stitches.
Within the confines of r/ChoosingBeggars, users eagerly share snapshots of interactions that range from head-scratching to downright comical. The sheer audacity of some individuals knows no bounds, and these screenshots capture the essence of their outlandish grievances. From demands for free services to expecting the moon and stars for a minimal effort, the community has become a digital canvas illustrating the heights of entitlement.
In this compilation, we witness the power of humor as a coping mechanism, as each screenshot unveils a new layer of ridiculousness. Funny enough, the community doesn’t just serve as a platform for venting frustration but also as a space for people to come together and share a collective laugh over the most preposterous requests. The “Ridiculous Complaints” echoes throughout this assortment, emphasizing the extraordinary nature of the grievances and highlighting the sheer absurdity that unfolds within the digital realm of choosing beggars.
1. CB wants free food due to losing a battle with a seagull..
2. I need you to deep clean my house for free but don’t worry, you can livestream from there
3. I love small business owners
4. I just have a feeling there’s more of a reason her parents won’t let her borrow their car…
5. 63 Sandwiches in 1 1/2 hours!?! How dare they!
6. Extras should always be free. You want to make a profit, enjoy your one star review!!!
7. Review for consignment shop. They didn’t give her a tax discount a day early.
8. CB thinks she deserves free use of a vacuum at an automatic carwash that requires paying for exterior wash. One of the few bad reviews of this place.
9. This review of the Chewy app I just found.
10. “Looking for handouts, but I don’t do handouts”
11. This review for a hotel
12. Not just any house
13. Woke up on a Monday morning to some entitled CB berating me while also giving me the worst deal I’ve ever received.
14. Local buy nothing group
15. Come take care of my two cats (cleaning them and feeding them), also pay my rent while I’m away.
16. Choosy beggar wants free labor in exchange for “teaching”
17. Nextdoor choosing beggar. Shocked no GoFundMe for a new kitchen is included.
18. CB left an unfavorable review at a local steakhouse because they did not get something for free…
19. A grocery store downtown in my city has a number of 1-star Google reviews because they don’t allow people to park in the very tiny parking lot to go eat and shop elsewhere
20. Giving your church a one star review for giving you a free turkey
