Absurdity Reaches New Heights in 20 Screenshots of Ridiculous Complaints on r/ChoosingBeggars
In the vast realm of online communities, one particular subreddit stands out for its ability to showcase the quirkiest and downright absurd complaints encountered in daily life. The r/ChoosingBeggars subreddit, boasting an impressive 2.5 million members, has become a virtual theater of bizarre requests and entitled demands. In this collection of screenshots, we delve into the hilarious world of “Ridiculous Complaints” that have left the internet community in stitches.
Within the confines of r/ChoosingBeggars, users eagerly share snapshots of interactions that range from head-scratching to downright comical. The sheer audacity of some individuals knows no bounds, and these screenshots capture the essence of their outlandish grievances. From demands for free services to expecting the moon and stars for a minimal effort, the community has become a digital canvas illustrating the heights of entitlement.
In this compilation, we witness the power of humor as a coping mechanism, as each screenshot unveils a new layer of ridiculousness. Funny enough, the community doesn’t just serve as a platform for venting frustration but also as a space for people to come together and share a collective laugh over the most preposterous requests. The “Ridiculous Complaints” echoes throughout this assortment, emphasizing the extraordinary nature of the grievances and highlighting the sheer absurdity that unfolds within the digital realm of choosing beggars.
1. CB wants free food due to losing a battle with a seagull..
![20 Screenshots of the Most Ridiculous Complaints Ever 1 bought a jumbo sausage](https://chameleonmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/01/bought-a-jumbo-sausage-scaled.webp)
2. I need you to deep clean my house for free but don’t worry, you can livestream from there
![20 Screenshots of the Most Ridiculous Complaints Ever 2 deep clean house](https://chameleonmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/01/deep-clean-house.webp)
3. I love small business owners
![20 Screenshots of the Most Ridiculous Complaints Ever 3 do not go there](https://chameleonmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/01/do-not-go-there.webp)
4. I just have a feeling there’s more of a reason her parents won’t let her borrow their car…
![20 Screenshots of the Most Ridiculous Complaints Ever 4 Does anyone have a car](https://chameleonmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/01/Does-anyone-have-a-car.webp)
5. 63 Sandwiches in 1 1/2 hours!?! How dare they!
![20 Screenshots of the Most Ridiculous Complaints Ever 5 Everyone who works in customer service](https://chameleonmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/01/Everyone-who-works-in-customer-service.webp)
6. Extras should always be free. You want to make a profit, enjoy your one star review!!!
![20 Screenshots of the Most Ridiculous Complaints Ever 6 food is good but beaware](https://chameleonmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/01/food-is-good-but-beaware.webp)
7. Review for consignment shop. They didn’t give her a tax discount a day early.
![20 Screenshots of the Most Ridiculous Complaints Ever 7 how pathetic they are](https://chameleonmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/01/how-pathetic-they-are.webp)
8. CB thinks she deserves free use of a vacuum at an automatic carwash that requires paying for exterior wash. One of the few bad reviews of this place.
![20 Screenshots of the Most Ridiculous Complaints Ever 8 I come here all the time](https://chameleonmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/01/I-come-here-all-the-time.webp)
9. This review of the Chewy app I just found.
![20 Screenshots of the Most Ridiculous Complaints Ever 9 i dont like this app](https://chameleonmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/01/i-dont-like-this-app.webp)
10. “Looking for handouts, but I don’t do handouts”
![20 Screenshots of the Most Ridiculous Complaints Ever 10 I need free food](https://chameleonmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/01/I-need-free-food.webp)
11. This review for a hotel
![20 Screenshots of the Most Ridiculous Complaints Ever 11 iam a local](https://chameleonmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/01/iam-a-local.webp)
12. Not just any house
![20 Screenshots of the Most Ridiculous Complaints Ever 12 Im reaching out with a heartfelt message](https://chameleonmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/01/Im-reaching-out-with-a-heartfelt-message.webp)
13. Woke up on a Monday morning to some entitled CB berating me while also giving me the worst deal I’ve ever received.
![20 Screenshots of the Most Ridiculous Complaints Ever 13 is this available](https://chameleonmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/01/is-this-available.webp)
14. Local buy nothing group
![20 Screenshots of the Most Ridiculous Complaints Ever 15 my husband and I are moving](https://chameleonmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/01/my-husband-and-I-are-moving.webp)
15. Come take care of my two cats (cleaning them and feeding them), also pay my rent while I’m away.
![20 Screenshots of the Most Ridiculous Complaints Ever 16 my partner and i are going on holidays](https://chameleonmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/01/my-partner-and-i-are-going-on-holidays.webp)
16. Choosy beggar wants free labor in exchange for “teaching”
![20 Screenshots of the Most Ridiculous Complaints Ever 17 need framers](https://chameleonmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/01/need-framers.webp)
17. Nextdoor choosing beggar. Shocked no GoFundMe for a new kitchen is included.
![20 Screenshots of the Most Ridiculous Complaints Ever 18 nice and clean kitchen](https://chameleonmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/01/nice-and-clean-kitchen.webp)
18. CB left an unfavorable review at a local steakhouse because they did not get something for free…
![20 Screenshots of the Most Ridiculous Complaints Ever 19 The food was great](https://chameleonmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/01/The-food-was-great.webp)
19. A grocery store downtown in my city has a number of 1-star Google reviews because they don’t allow people to park in the very tiny parking lot to go eat and shop elsewhere
![20 Screenshots of the Most Ridiculous Complaints Ever 20 wanted place to park](https://chameleonmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/01/wanted-place-to-park.webp)
20. Giving your church a one star review for giving you a free turkey
![20 Screenshots of the Most Ridiculous Complaints Ever 21 what a disappointing disaster](https://chameleonmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/01/what-a-disappointing-disaster.webp)