55 Valentines Day Jokes That Will Sweep You Off Your Feet

Love is in the Air! Get Ready to Laugh with Our Valentines Day Jokes

Valentines Day is a time for love and romance. But it’s also a time for laughter! Whether you’re in a relationship or single, everyone can enjoy a good Valentines Day joke.

Valentines Day is the perfect time to show your significant other how much you care, and what better way to do that than with some hilarious Valentines Day jokes? Whether it’s a funny pun or a valentine day meme, these Valentines Day jokes are sure to make your loved one laugh and sweep them off their feet!

Chameleon Memes has hand picked some of the best Valentines Day Jokes to make your day a hilarious one

1 – Why did the Skeleton break up with her before Valentines Day?
Her heart wasn’t in it

Her heart wasn't in it

2 – “Why shouldn’t you trust a pastry chef on Valentine’s Day?”

“Because he’ll dessert you.”

3 – What did the scientist say to his sweetheart?
We’ve got good chemistry.

4 – You and I are like socks—we make a great pair!

5 – What Valentine’s message can you find in a honeycomb?

“Bee mine.”

– “What did one volcano say to the other?”
“I lava you.”

7 – What’s the difference between love and marriage?

Love is blind, while marriage is an eye-opener!

8 – What did one Hershey’s bar say to the other who arrived long past their date time?

“You’re choco-late.”

9 – What did the dustpan say to the broom?
You sweep me off my feet!

10 – “Do you have a date for Valentine’s Day?”

“Yes, it’s February 14.”

11 – What did on Cappuccino say to their crush?
“Espresso Yourself”

Expresso yourself

12 – “What did one blueberry say to the other on Valentine’s Day?”

“I love you berry much.”

13 – I must be a snowflake because I’ve fallen for you.

14 – Who always has a date on Valentine’s Day?

A calendar.

15 – How do you keep a jewelry store safe on Valentine’s Day?

You locket.

16 – What kind of flowers shouldn’t you gift your girlfriend?


17 – “Why should you date a goalie?”

“He’s a keeper.”

18 – What did the tortoise say on Valentine’s Day?

I turt-ally love you.

19 – How can you save money on Valentine’s gifts?

Become single.

20 – Wha did one Jedi say to the other on Valentines Day?
Yoda one for me!

What did one Jedi say to other

21 – “What did one cat say to the other cat on Valentine’s Day?”

“You’re purr-fect for me.”

22 – What does Nicolas Cage say on Valentine’s Day?

You’ve caged my heart.

23 – What did the love-obsessed candle say when it was lit?

“I found the perfect match!”

24 – If I were a cat, I’d spend all nine lives with you.

25 – “How do vampires know if they had a successful Valentine’s Day?”

“If it’s love at first bite.”

26 – “What did one watermelon say to the other?”

“You’re one in a melon!”

27 – What do elephants say to one another on Valentine’s Day?

I love you a ton.

28 – “How did the squirrel get his Valentine’s attention?”

“He acted like a nut.”

29 – “What did the man with the broken leg tell his Valentine?”

“I have a crutch on you.”

30 – What did one sheep say the other sheep on February 14?
I love you Baaaaaaack!

I love you backkk

31 – What did one lightbulb say to the other on Valentine’s Day?
I love you watts and watts.

32 – Why is loving you like an old pair of dentures?

Because I can’t smile without you!

33 – How did the orca ask the other to be their Valentine?

“Whale you be mine?”

34 – What do you call the world’s smallest Valentine’s Day card?
A Valen-tiny.

35 – “What did the painter tell his girlfriend?”

“I love you with all my art.”

36 – How did the cashew share its feelings with the almond?

“I’m nuts about you.”

37 – Why did the sheriff lock up her boyfriend?
He stole her heart.

38 – What flower gives the most kisses on Valentine’s Day?

39 – “What do you call a very small Valentine?”

“A valen-tiny.”

40 – How do chefs show their love?

They whisk you off your feet!

41 – Happy Valentine’s Day! Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Howard who?
Howard you like to be my Valentine?

42 – Why did the magnet hit on the refrigerator?

He found her to be very attractive.

43 – Hello again! Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive who?
Olive you!

44 – “What did one bee say to the other?”

“I love bee-ing with you, honey!”

45 – “What do you call a ghost’s sweetheart?”
“A ghoul-friend.”

46 – What did the stamp say to the Valentine’s card envelope?
I’m stuck on you!

47 – What do you say to your single friends on Valentine’s Day?
Happy Independence Day!

48 – What did the needle say to the thread?
You’re sew special to me.

49 – What did the octopus say to the other octopus on Valentine’s Day?

I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand.

50 – What did one piece of toast say to the other?

“You’re my butter half!”

51 – Where can you find love in a grocery store?
Aisle B… there for you.

52 – How can you friend zone a flower?”
“You tell it, ‘You’re my best bud.”

53 – When do you ask someone out on a coffee date?
When you like them a latte

54 – What did the paper clip say to the magnet?”
“I find you very attractive.”

55 – “What did the gardener say to their date?”
“I dig you.”

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