30 Black Humor Jokes: Dark Laughs Matter

A Collection of Black Humor Jokes That Blur the Lines Between Laughter and Discomfort

In the realm of comedy, dark humor occupies a space where laughter and discomfort converge. Exploring the shadows of comedic expression, we present to you “black humor jokes” also known as Dark Humor Jokes that toe the line between amusement and unease. Brace yourself for a rollercoaster of emotions as we navigate the unexpected twists and turns that make these jokes both cringe-worthy and undeniably funny.

Embracing the art of black humor means delving into the absurd, the uncomfortable, and the taboo. As we explore the murky waters of Dark Humor Jokes, expect to encounter punchlines that dance on the edge of acceptability. These jokes invite you to chuckle in the face of adversity, finding humor in situations that might leave others raising eyebrows or averting their gaze. The comedic landscape we traverse here is one where the line between amusement and discomfort is delightfully blurred.

Warning Message:
Before delving deeper into this collection of black humor jokes, it’s crucial to recognize that dark humor may not be everyone’s cup of tea. If you are easily offended or do not enjoy the complexities of this comedic genre, now is the time to exit this article. Laughter is subjective, and what tickles one person’s funny bone might not resonate with another. Proceed with caution, and always prioritize your comfort and sensibilities when engaging with content that challenges conventional norms.

1- What’s the difference between your dk and a joke?
People don’t laugh at your jokes.

2- How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two one to beat the room for being black and one to arrest the lightbulb for being broke.

3- A guy goes into the library and asks the librarian
“Do you have the new book on small penises?”
She replies “Sorry, I don’t think it’s in yet.”
He says, “Yeah, that’s the one.”

4- Did you hear the joke about the baby with AIDS?
That one never gets old.

5- A man goes into a library and asks the librarian for a book on suicide.
The librarian says ‘f**k off you won’t bring it back

6- What happens if a Asian with an erection walks into a wall?
He breaks his nose.

7- What’s blue and doesn’t fit?
A dead epileptic.

8- My grandmother used to tell us a joke.
She’d say “Knock knock”,
we’d say “Who’s there?”.
Then she’d say “I can’t remember”…

9- What is white on top and black below?
Society

10- Why orphans cannot play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.

11- Why don’t Jewish men go down on women?
It’s too close to the gas chamber

12- I believed that holding a door open for a lady was a polite gesture, but instead, she let screamed and flew out of the airplane

13- What did the North Tower say to the South Tower?
I’ll talk to you later. I have to catch a plane.

14- How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?
None.

15- Why did Hitler kill himself?
He got his gas bill.

16- A cannibal walks into the toilet. He sees his best friend having a shit and crying his eyes out.
“What’s wrong with you?” he asks.
His best friend replies him with watery eyes “I’ve just dumped my girlfriend.”

17- Why is Aspirin white?
Because it works.

18- What’s the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You can’t milk a cow for 12 years.

19- A woman with no hands and no legs is sitting on the beach crying.
A man comes up to her and asks her what is going on. She cries, “I have never been hugged!” and the man says, “Okay!” and gives her a hug.
She is happy for a while, but then she breaks down again. Another man comes up and asks her what’s going on. She cries, “I have never been kissed”. He says, “Okay” and bends over her and gives her a deep and passionate kiss.
She’s happy for a while again, but then she starts to cry again. A third guy comes up and asks what’s wrong. She cries, “I haven’t been f***ed yet!” and he picks her up and tosses her into the ocean and says: “Now you’re f***ed!”

20- Why did Lucy fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Not Lucy

21- How do sneak 20 Jews out of a house?
Through the chimney.

22- What’s the hardest part about eating a vegetable?
The wheelchair.

23- Why do orphans like playing tennis?
Because it’s the only love they get.

24- What did an terrorist girlfriend say after losing her virginity? 
Baaa….

25- What do you call an elementary schooler with no friends?
A survivor

26- What’s white on top and black on the bottom?
Society.

27- I was blessed with a 9 inch penis.
That priest is in jail now.

28- What’s the difference between an ISIS training camp and a Pakistani school?
I don’t know, I just fly the drone.

29- Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.

30- If you give a man a fire, he’ll be warm for a day.
If you set him on fire, he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.