50 Turkey-Approved Thanksgiving Jokes

Feathers and Fun: Serving Up Turkey-Approved Laughter with Our Thanksgiving Jokes

Get ready to gobble up a feast of laughter with our collection of Turkey-Approved Thanksgiving Jokes! As Thanksgiving approaches, what better way to lighten the mood and add a dash of humor to your festivities than with a platter full of hilarious turkey-themed jokes? From drumstick droppers to corny comedy, these jokes are sure to bring smiles to faces around the table.

Thanksgiving is a time for gratitude, and what better way to express it than through laughter? Our handpicked selection of Turkey-Approved Thanksgiving Jokes caters to all ages, ensuring a side dish of giggles for everyone. Whether you’re a fan of classic puns or clever wordplay, these Thanksgiving jokes are designed to make your Thanksgiving celebration a memorable one.

In the age of digital connectivity, don’t forget to share the joy beyond the dinner table. Consider turning these thanksgiving jokes into Thanksgiving memes to spread the laughter on social media. After all, there’s no better way to unite friends and family, near or far, than with a good laugh. So, get ready to carve out some time for humor this Thanksgiving and let the turkey-approved thanksgiving jokes take center stage in your celebration! Thanksgiving jokes are the perfect seasoning for a side dish of joy, creating cherished memories that last long after the leftovers are gone.

1- What do you call a turkey on the day after Thanksgiving?

2- What do you call a turkey with no feathers?
Thanksgiving dinner.

3- What’s a turkey’s least favorite song?
“I Will Survive!”

4- What do you call a running turkey?

Fast food.

5- How do you keep a turkey in suspense?
I’ll tell you at Thanksgiving!

6- Why did the turkey turn down dessert? It was already way too stuffed!

7- Why did the turkey arrive at dinner with a microphone? It was prepared for some serious roasting!

8- Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive?
It had 24 carrots!

9- Why did the turkey join a band?
Because it had the drumsticks!

10- Why did the cranberries turn red?
Because they saw the turkey dressing!

11- Why did the turkey go to the Thanksgiving party?
Because it was stuffed with good times!

12- When is turkey soup bad for your health? When you’re the turkey!

13- What did the sweet potato say to the pumpkin?
You’re gourd-geous!

14- Why did the turkey cross the road for the second time? Just to make absolutely certain everyone knew he wasn’t a chicken!

15- What do you get if you cross a turkey with an octopus?
Enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving!

16- What happened when the turkey got into a fight? He got the stuffing knocked out of him.

17- What is the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner? The tur-key.

18- What did the mashed potatoes say to the gravy?
You’re un-pota-to-ble!

19- What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert?
Peach gobbler!

20- If the Pilgrims were around today, what would make them famous? Probably their impressive age!

21- What noise does a turkey’s phone make? Wing! Wing!

22- Who skips a meal on Thanksgiving? A turkey – it’s always stuffed!

23- Why did the cranberry turn to the apple?
It wanted to be a cran-apple.

24- Why do turkeys lay eggs? Because if they threw them, they’d just end up breaking!

25- How does a vampire refer to Thanksgiving? Fangs-giving!

26- What’s the thing to put in pumpkin pie? Your teeth, of course!

27- What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
Pumpkin pi

28- What did the turkey say to the computer?
Google, Google, Google!

29- What’s a pumpkin’s favorite sport?

30- What did the turkey say to the hunter on Thanksgiving Day?
Quack, quack!

31- What did the stuffing say to the turkey?
You complete me!

32- What’s a pumpkin’s favorite movie?
The Silence of the Yams!

33- Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove it wasn’t chicken!

34- What’s a pumpkin’s favorite TV show?
The Walking Bread.

35- What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
The turkey trot.

36- What did the turkey say before it was roasted?
I’m stuffed!

37- What do you call a turkey with a lot of attitude?
A jerky.

38- Which acting role did the green bean try out for? The casse-role!

39- What did the corn say to the butter?
You make me melt.

40- What do you say to the winner of the fall harvest cook-off? Corn-gratulations.

41- What was the gravy’s response to the critical mashed potato? Taters gonna tate.

42- What do you call the age of a Pilgrim? A pilgrimage.

43- What genre of shows do green beans star in? Pod casts!

44- What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie.

45- What’s the perfect attire for Thanksgiving dinner? A har-vest, of course!

46- When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving? In the dictionary.

47- Why did the apple pie cry? Its peelings were hurt!

48- What can never be eaten for Thanksgiving dinner? Thanksgiving breakfast.

49- How does a turkey with a limp walk? It wobble, wobble!

50- How does Thanksgiving always end? With a “g.”

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