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Halloween Knock Knock Jokes: Spooky and Silly Laughs for Your Halloween Bash!
Are you ready to spook up your Halloween party? Look no further than our collection of Halloween Knock Knock Jokes! These clever and pun-tastic jokes are sure to bring a smile to your guests’ faces and make your costume party a hit. Whether you’re a master of disguise in a spooky costume or just looking for some lighthearted fun, these Halloween Knock Knock Jokes will add an extra layer of delight to your celebration.
Halloween is all about embracing the spirit of the season, and what better way to do that than with some witty wordplay? As you plan your costume party, consider incorporating these Halloween Knock Knock Jokes to keep the atmosphere light and enjoyable. Plus, if you’re thinking about sharing Halloween memes or Halloween jokes on social media, these Halloween Knock Knock Jokes can also be the perfect icebreakers for your online Halloween festivities.
So, let the puns flow, and watch your Halloween party come to life with laughter, thanks to these spooktacular Halloween Knock Knock Jokes!
1- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just a Halloween joke!
2- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Witch.
Witch who?
Witch one of you wants some candy?
3- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ghost.
Ghost who?
Ghost tober, the spookiest month of the year!
4- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mummy.
Mummy who?
Mummy said you have to share your candy with me!
5- Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Ice Cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream every time I see a ghost!
6- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Owl.
Owl who?
Owl you doing on Halloween night?
7- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Werewolf.
Werewolf who?
Werewolf you get all these treats?
8- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Witch.
Witch who?
Witch way to the candy?
9- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pumpkin.
Pumpkin who?
Pumpkin spice and everything nice!
10- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Goblin.
Goblin who?
Goblin up all the candy!
11- Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Fangs
Fangs who?
Fangs for letting me in.
12- Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Frank.
Frank who?
Frankenstein, grrrrrrrrrrr.
13- Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben waiting all year for Halloween.
14- Knock, Knock!!
Who’s there?
Witch!
Witch who?
Witch way to the haunted house!
15- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
16- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ivana.
Ivana who?
Ivana suck your blood!
17- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Bless you!
18- Knock, Knock!!
Who’s there?
Fozzie!
Fozzie who?
Fozzie hundredth time, TRICK OR TREAT!!!!
19- Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Wanda.
Wanda who?
Wanda go for a ride on my broomstick?
20- Knock, Knock!!
Who’s there?
Iran!
Iran who?
Iran over here to get some candy!
21- Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Water!
Water who?
Water are you going to be for Halloween?
22- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Figs!
Figs who?
Figs your doorbell, it’s broken!
23- Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Turin.
Turin who?
Turin to a vampire this Halloween!
24- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Diane.
Diane who?
I’m Diane to eat my Halloween candy!
25- Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Witch!
Witch who?
Which house has the full sized candy bars?
26- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Aida!
Aida who?
Aida lot of sweets and now I’ve got tummy ache!
27- Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Handsome.
Handsome who?
Handsome candy to me.
28- Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Eddie.
Eddie Who?
Eddie body home? It’s Halloween!
29- Knock, Knock!!
Who’s there?
Abbott!
Abbott who?
Abbott time you answered the door and where is my candy!
30- Knock, Knock!!
Who’s there?
Max!
Max who?
Max no difference. trick or treat!
31- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you and I miss you!
32- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Who.
Who who?
Is there an owl in here?
33- Knock, Knock!!
Who’s there?
Voodoo!
Voodoo who?
Voodoo you think you are!
34- Knock, Knock!!
Who’s there?
Wine!
Wine who?
Wine don’t you like these Halloween jokes!
35- Knock, Knock!!
Who’s there?
Dawn!
Dawn who?
Dawn leave me out here in the cold!
36- Knock, Knock!!
Who’s there?
Sweden!
Sweden who?
Sweden my Halloween please!
37- Knock, Knock!!
Who’s there?
Luke!
Luke who?
Luke through the keyhole and you’ll see!
38- Knock, Knock!!
Who’s there?
Cereal!
Cereal who?
Cereal killer! Open the door!
39- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter open quick, I have a funny Halloween joke to tell you!
40- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Howie.
Howie who?
Howie gonna hide this dead body?
41- Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Woo.
Woo who?
Glad you’re excited about Halloween, too!
42- Knock, knock!
Who there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah a place I can hide from ghosts?!
43- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Vampire!
Vampire who?
Vampire state building!
44- Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Tad.
Tad who?
Tad old black magic!
45- Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Ghost.
Ghost who?
Ghost stand over there and I’ll bring you some candy!
46- Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ghost says.
Ghost says who?
No, a ghost says booooo!
47- Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to hear another Halloween Knock Knock joke?
48- Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Disguise.
Disguise who?
Disguise dressed up like a monster for Halloween!
49- Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you doing telling Halloween jokes right now? Don’t you have things to do?
50- Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Gargoyle.
Gargoyle who?
Gargoyle with salt water if your throat’s sore after eating too much Halloween candy!
51- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ghost.
Ghost who?
Ghost you! You’re not getting any candy!
52- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dracula.
Dracula who?
Drac your feet, we’re going trick-or-treating!
53- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Fangs.
Fangs who?
Fangs for all the candy!
54- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Broom.
Broom who?
Broom, broom! Here comes the witch!
55- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Grave.
Grave who?
Grave me a break, I’m tired of walking!
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