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Prepare for a Cringe-worthy Ride: Bad Jokes That Might Rattle Your Funny Bone
Are you ready to laugh until you cry? If so, then it’s time to dive into some of the worst bad jokes ever told. These bad jokes will make you question your sense of humor and leave you scratching your head in confusion.
Bad jokes are the best kind of jokes. Why? Because they’re so bad that they’re good. Bad Jokes make you laugh even though you know you shouldn’t.
If you’re looking for a good laugh, then you’ve come to the right place. This article is full of the bad jokes ever. So get ready for a good chuckle as we explore some of the worst bad jokes that will have you laughing until it hurts!
Bad Jokes
1. Did you hear about the guy who won the award for best knock knock joke? He won the no bell prize.
2. What do you call a fish with no eye? Fsh.
3. Why are colds bad criminals? Because they’re easy to catch.
4. Did you know the first French fries weren’t cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece!
5. Does anyone need an ark? I Noah guy.
6. What did the buffalo say when his son left? Bison!
7. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
8. What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick!
9. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.
10. What’s the best way to carve wood? Whittle by whittle.
11. What’s the difference between a piano and a fish? You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish.
12. I was going to tell a time traveling joke, but you guys didn’t like it.
13. What did the lawyer wear to court? A law suit.
14. What did the snail who was riding on the turtle’s back say? Wheeeee!
15. Why was the broom late for a meeting? It overswept.
16. What’s the best part about Switzerland? The flag is a big plus.
17. What do clouds wear under their shorts? Thunderpants.
18. Why did the scarecrow get promoted? Because he was outstanding in his field.
19. Cosmetic surgery used to be taboo, but now when you talk about Botox no one raises an eyebrow.
20. Did you hear the one about the three watering holes in the ground? Well, well, well…
21. Why did the snowman pick through a bag of carrots? Because he was picking his nose.
22. I tried buying camouflage the other day but I couldn’t find any.
23. What shivers at the bottom of the ocean? A nervous wreck.
24. What did one bean say to the other? “How you bean?”
25. What did the Dalmatian say after dinner? That hit the spot.
26. Why did the Oreo go to the dentist? It lost its filling.
27. How do you identify a dogwood tree? By its bark.
28. Where do elephants store their clothes? In a trunk.
29. Why did the tomato blush? It saw the salad dressing.
30. What kind of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree.
31. How many tickles can an octopus take? Tentacles!
32. How much do roofs cost? Nothing. They’re on the house!
33. What did the animals tell Simba when he walked too slow? Mufasa!
34. What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener.
35. How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it.
36. Why did the deer go to the dentist? It had buck teeth.
37. Why did the computer get glasses? It wanted to improve its website.
38. What did one plate say to the other? Dinner’s on me.
39. Did you hear about the medieval lamp? It’s a knight light.
40. What kind of bug can tell time? A clock roach.
41. What’s a ninja’s favorite type of shoes? Sneakers!
42. Where do learn how to make ice cream? At sundae school.
43. Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be called bagels.
44. The rotation of the earth really makes my day.
45. What do you call a canine magician? A labracadabrador.
46. What do hillbillies drink from? Hiccups.
47. What kind of music do windmills like? They’re metal fans.
48. What do you call someone else’s cheese? Nacho cheese!
49. I’d tell you the joke about perforated paper, but it’s tear-able.
50. What do you call a fish with two knees? A tunee fish.
51. Why do oysters refrain from contributing to charity?
They’re just too shellfish.
52. How does a child computer call his dad?
“Data.”
53. What was the janitor’s remark when he leaped out of the closet?
“Supplies!”
54. Which knight created King Arthur’s Round Table?
Sir Cumference.
55. What’s the preferred pre-race meal for sprinters?
Absolutely nothing – they observe a fast.
56. How would you label a fly devoid of wings?
It’s a walker!
57. When you observe a shipwreck, what should you do?
Allow it to sink in.
58. How can you easily bring joy to a glow worm?
Trim off its tail, it’ll be delighted!
59. What do you call a belt made of watches?
Waist of time!
60. What do you usually do when you see a spaceman?
Just park in it, man.
