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Unleashing Giggles: Step Inside the World of Corny Knock Knock Jokes
Laughter is undoubtedly the best medicine, and what better way to administer it than through the whimsical charm of corny knock knock jokes? In this collection of rib-tickling gems, we embark on a journey of hilarity, exploring the comical world of door-knocking antics that are sure to tickle your funny bone. These corny knock knock jokes are not just about opening doors; they are about unlocking the gates to an abundance of joy and merriment.
Imagine a world where every knock on the door is an invitation to a laughter-filled experience. The appeal of corny knock knock jokes lies in their simplicity and timeless charm. From classic setups to unexpected punchlines, each joke opens a door to a moment of shared amusement. These corny jokes are not just about the words exchanged between friends or family; they are about the shared joy that echoes through the walls, creating a delightful atmosphere wherever laughter is welcomed.
So, let’s explore the endless corridors of humor together as we unravel the delightful world of corny knock knock jokes, one chuckle at a time.
1- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
2- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Bless you!
3- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
No silly, cow says “moo”!
4- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honeydew.
Honeydew who?
Honeydew you know how much I love you?
5- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to let me in?
6- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!
7- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!
8- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, I prefer peanuts.
9- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Just in time for the party!
10- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome!
11- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana again?
12- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use, I forgot my key again!
13- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yoda.
Yoda who?
Yoda best!
14- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Broken pencil.
Broken pencil who?
Forget it, it’s pointless!
15- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the peephole and find out!
16- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Who.
Who who?
Is there an owl in here?
17- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter open up, or I’ll freeze!
18- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you asking so many questions for, just open up!
19- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Candice.
Candice who?
Candice joke get any worse?
20- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes the police, open up!
21- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you sooooo much!
22- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, I’ve been knocking forever!
23- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yukon
Yukon who?
Yukon say that again!
24- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
Nobel … that’s why I knocked!
25- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Weirdo.
Weirdo who?
Weirdo you think you’re going?
26- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
To.
To who?
No, it’s to whom.
27- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita use the bathroom, please open the door!
28- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little help opening the door!
29- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
ICE CREAM SO YOU CAN HEAR ME!
30- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Theodore.
Theodore who?
Theodore wasn’t opened so I knocked.
31- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ears.
Ears who?
Ears another knock knock joke for ya!
32- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mikey.
Mikey who?
Mikey is lost, can you let me in?
33- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ya.
Ya who?
Yippee!
34- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Alex-plain later, just open the door!
35- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Adore.
Adore who?
Adore is between us, so quickly open up!
36- Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben knocking for 30 minutes!
37- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Isabel.
Isabel who?
Isabel not working?
38- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
Car go, “Toot toot, vroom, vroom!‘
39- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie body home?
40- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Spell.
Spell who?
Okay, W-H-O!
41- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Goliath.
Goliath who?
Goliath down, you look-eth tired!
42- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Broccoli?
Broccoli who?
Broccoli doesn’t have a last name, silly.
43- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nana.
Nana who?
Nana your business!
44- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Stopwatch.
Stopwatch who?
Stopwatch you’re doing and let me in!
45- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yah.
Yah who?
No, I prefer google.
46- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tennis.
Tennis who?
Tennis five plus five.
47- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nuisance.
Nuisance who?
What’s new since yesterday?
48- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Double.
Double who?
W!
49- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Doris.
Doris who?
Door is locked, that’s why I’m knocking!
50- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Leaf.
Leaf who?
Leaf me alone!
