Hilarious Knock Knock Jokes That’ll Have You Second-Guessing Your Doorbell Decisions!
Do you need a few funny knock knock jokes to break the ice? Check out this blog post to get your friends and family laughing with hilarious knock knock jokes! these knock knock jokes will make you think twice before opening the door. Get ready for some classic knock knock jokes that will have everyone in hysterics!
Knock knock jokes can be a great way to break the ice, whether you’re with family, friends, or meeting someone for the first time. They can be funny, witty, and even a bit corny. But no matter how you look at it, they can always bring a smile to someone’s face. And with different knock knock jokes to choose from, you’ll never be short of laughs.
From classic puns to silly one-liners, these jokes will definitely get the conversation going and make your brain work a little harder. So the next time you hear someone knock at your door, donโt be afraid to fire off a knock knock joke and give them a good laugh. Who knows, you might even get a smile in return!
1- Knock, knock.
Whoโs there?
Weekend.
Weekend who?
Weekend do anything we want!
2- Knock, knock
Who there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Know a place I can spend the night?
3- Knock, knock.
Whoโs there?
Bless.
Bless who?
But I didnโt sneeze!
4- Knock, knock.
Whoโs there?
Goliath.
Goliath who?
Goliath down, you look-eth tired!
5- Knock, knock.
Whoโs there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?
6- Knock, knock.
Whoโs there?
Goat.
Goat who?
Goat to the door and find out!
7- Knock, knock.
Whoโs there?
Who.
Who who?
What are you, an owl?
8- Knock, knock.
Whoโs there?
Zoom.
Zoom who?
Zoom did you think it was?
9- Knock, knock.
Whoโs there?
Boo. Boo hoo?
Why are you crying?
10- Whoโs there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
Nobelโฆthatโs why I knocked!
11- Knock, knock.
Whoโs there?
You.
You who?
Yoo-hoo! Anybody home?
12- Knock, knock.
Whoโs there?
Witches.
Witches who?
Witches the best way out of this neighborhood!?
13- Knock, knock.
Whoโs there?
Atch. Atch who?
Bless you!
14- Whoโs there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
No, a cow says mooooo!
15- Knock, knock.
Whoโs there? Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes the police. Open the door!
16- Knock, knock.
Whoโs there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you donโt let me in!
17- Knock, knock
Who there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter let me in or Iโll freeze!
18- Knock, knock.
Whoโs there?
Nana.
Nana who?
Nana your business!
19- Whoโs there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin the neighborhood and thought Iโd come over!
20- Whoโs there?
Tank.
Tank who?
Youโre welcome.
21- Knock, knock.
Whoโs there?
Radio.
Radio who?
Radio not, here I come!
22- Knock, knock.
Whoโs there?
Tennis.
Tennis who?
Tennis five plus five.
23- Knock, knock!
Whoโs there?
Luke. Luke who?
Luke for yourself, Iโm busy.
24- Knock, knock!
Whoโs there?
Spell.
Spell who?
Sure, W-H-O.
25- Knock, knock.
Whoโs there?
Roach.
Roach who?
Roach you a letter, and Iโm putting it in your mailbox!
26- Knock, knock!
Whoโs there?
Annette.
Annette who?
Annette is what fishermen use.
27- Knock, knock!
Whoโs there?
Knew.
Knew who?
Knew youโd have to ask.
28- Knock, knock!
Whoโs there?
Beak. Beak who?
Beak careful, that pan is hot!
29- Knock, knock.
Whoโs there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive next door, hello neighbor!
30- Whoโs there?
Hal.
Hal who?
Hal will you know if you donโt open the door?
31- Whoโs there?
Woo.
Woo who?
Glad youโre excited, too!
32- Whoโs there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to let me in?
33-Knock, knock!
Whoโs there?
Colin.
Colin who?
If you donโt know, then hang up the phone.
34- Knock, knock.
Whoโs there?
To.
To who?
Itโs to whom.
35- Knock, knock.
Whoโs there?
Leaf.
Leaf who?
Leaf me alone!
36- Whoโs there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the peep hole and find out.
37- Whoโs there?
Hawaii.
Hawaii who?
Iโm good. Hawaii you?
38- Knock, knock.
Whoโs there?
Owls say.
Owls say who?
Yes, they do!
39- Knock, knock.
Whoโs there?
Leash.
Leash who?
Leash you could do is answer the doorbell!
40- Knock, knock!
Whoโs there?
Launch.
Launch who?
Launch is my favorite meal.
41- Knock, knock.
Whoโs there?
Kanga. Kanga who?
No, itโs kangaroo!
42- Whoโs there?
Alice.
Alice who?
Alice fair in love and war.
43- Whoโs there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use. The joke is over.
44- Knock, knock.
Whoโs there?
Broken pencil.
Broken pencil who?
Oh, forget it. Itโs pointless!
45- Knock, knock.
Whoโs there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby birthday to you!
46- Knock, knock.
Whoโs there?
Nuisance.
Nuisance who?
Whatโs new since yesterday?
47- Whoโs there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, itโs not working!
48- Whoโs there?
Says.
Says who?
Says me!
49- Whoโs there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a dear and get that for me please!
50- Whoโs there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie thing you can do, I can do too!
51- Knock, knock.
Whoโs there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, but Iโd love some peanuts.
52- Knock, knock.
Whoโs there?
Honeydew.
Honeydew who?
Honeydew you wanna dance?
53- Knock, knock.
Whoโs there?
Ketchup.Ketchup who?
Ketchup with me and Iโll tell you!
54- Knock, Knock.
Whoโs there?
Peas.
Peas who?Peas open the door for me!
55- Knock, knock.
Whoโs there?
Bacon.
Bacon who?
Bacon some cookies in there? Smells delicious!
56- Knock, knock.
Whoโs there?
Skeleton.
Skeleton who?
Just hanging around, waiting for someone to give me a body.
57- Knock, knock.
Whoโs there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Doesnโt anybody want to let me in?
58- Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Adorable.
Adorable who?
A-door-a-bell don’t work, so I had to knock!
59- Knock, knock.
Whoโs there?
Venice.
Venice who?
Venice your dad getting home?
60- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ears.
Ears who?
โEars another knock knock joke for ya!
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