55 Knock Knock Jokes That Will Make You Think Twice Before Opening The Door

Hilarious Knock Knock Jokes That’ll Have You Second-Guessing Your Doorbell Decisions!

Do you need a few funny knock knock jokes to break the ice? Check out this blog post to get your friends and family laughing with hilarious knock knock jokes! these knock knock jokes will make you think twice before opening the door. Get ready for some classic knock knock jokes that will have everyone in hysterics!

Knock knock jokes can be a great way to break the ice, whether you’re with family, friends, or meeting someone for the first time. They can be funny, witty, and even a bit corny. But no matter how you look at it, they can always bring a smile to someone’s face. And with different knock knock jokes to choose from, you’ll never be short of laughs.

From classic puns to silly one-liners, these jokes will definitely get the conversation going and make your brain work a little harder. So the next time you hear someone knock at your door, don’t be afraid to fire off a knock knock joke and give them a good laugh. Who knows, you might even get a smile in return!

weekend who

1- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Weekend who?
Weekend do anything we want!

2- Knock, knock
Who there?
Noah who?
Know a place I can spend the night?

3- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bless who?
But I didn’t sneeze!

4- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Goliath who?
Goliath down, you look-eth tired!

5- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?

6- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Goat who?
Goat to the door and find out!

7- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Who who?
What are you, an owl?

8- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Zoom who?
Zoom did you think it was?

9- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo. Boo hoo?
Why are you crying?

10- Who’s there?
Nobel who?
Nobel…that’s why I knocked!

You who Meme

11- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
You who?
Yoo-hoo! Anybody home?

12- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Witches who?
Witches the best way out of this neighborhood!?

13- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Atch. Atch who?
Bless you!

14- Who’s there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
No, a cow says mooooo!

15- Knock, knock.
Who’s there? Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes the police. Open the door!

16- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don’t let me in!

17- Knock, knock
Who there?
Butter who?
Butter let me in or I’ll freeze!

18- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nana who?
Nana your business!

19- Who’s there?
Justin who?
Justin the neighborhood and thought I’d come over!

20- Who’s there?
Tank who?
You’re welcome.

21- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Radio who?
Radio not, here I come!

22- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tennis who?
Tennis five plus five.

23- Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Luke. Luke who?
Luke for yourself, I’m busy.

24- Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Spell who?
Sure, W-H-O.

Roach you a letter

25- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Roach who?
Roach you a letter, and I’m putting it in your mailbox!

26- Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Annette who?
Annette is what fishermen use.

27- Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Knew who?
Knew you’d have to ask.

28- Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Beak. Beak who?
Beak careful, that pan is hot!

29- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive who?
Olive next door, hello neighbor!

30- Who’s there?
Hal who?
Hal will you know if you don’t open the door?

31- Who’s there?
Woo who?
Glad you’re excited, too!

32- Who’s there?
Orange who?
Orange you going to let me in?

33-Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Colin who?
If you don’t know, then hang up the phone.

34- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
To who?
It’s to whom.

35- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Leaf who?
Leaf me alone!

36- Who’s there?
Luke who?
Luke through the peep hole and find out.

37- Who’s there?
Hawaii who?
I’m good. Hawaii you?

38- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Owls say.
Owls say who?
Yes, they do!

39- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Leash who?
Leash you could do is answer the doorbell!

40- Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Launch who?
Launch is my favorite meal.

41- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kanga. Kanga who?
No, it’s kangaroo!

42- Who’s there?
Alice who?
Alice fair in love and war.

43- Who’s there?
Snow who?
Snow use. The joke is over.

44- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Broken pencil.
Broken pencil who?
Oh, forget it. It’s pointless!

45- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Abby who?
Abby birthday to you!

46- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nuisance who?
What’s new since yesterday?

47- Who’s there?
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it’s not working!

48- Who’s there?
Says who?
Says me!

49- Who’s there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a dear and get that for me please!

50- Who’s there?
Annie who?
Annie thing you can do, I can do too!

51- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cash who?
No thanks, but I’d love some peanuts.

52- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honeydew who?
Honeydew you wanna dance?

53- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ketchup.Ketchup who?
Ketchup with me and I’ll tell you!

54- Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Peas who?Peas open the door for me!

55- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bacon who?
Bacon some cookies in there? Smells delicious!

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