Exploring Uncommon Vernacular: Slang Terms for Male Masturbation
Today, we’ll be exploring some of the most popular slang terms for male masturbation. While some of these terms are fairly common, others are much more obscure. But they all have one thing in common: they’re all incredibly funny!
For anyone who hasn’t spent a lot of time thinking about it (which, let’s face it, is most of us), the subject of male masturbation can be a little bit… mysterious. And while we’re all familiar with the basics, there’s a lot more to it than just, you know, hand on penis, repeat until climax.
For starters, there’s a whole bunch of slang terms for male masturbation & female masturbation that you probably haven’t heard of. So whether you’re a seasoned pro or a complete novice, it’s time to update your vocabulary.
Chameleon Memes bring to you slang terms for male masturbation you’ve probably never heard of. Enjoy!
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![20 Slang Terms For Male Masturbation You've Never Heard Of 1 Painting the ceiling - slang terms for male masturbation](https://chameleonmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/01/Painting-the-ceiling.jpg)
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![20 Slang Terms For Male Masturbation You've Never Heard Of 2 Fire off some knuckle children - slang terms for male masturbation](https://chameleonmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/01/Firle-off-some-knuckle-children.jpg)
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![20 Slang Terms For Male Masturbation You've Never Heard Of 3 Clean your rifel - slang terms for male masturbation](https://chameleonmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/01/Clean-your-rifel.jpg)
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![20 Slang Terms For Male Masturbation You've Never Heard Of 4 Adjusting the antenna - slang terms for male masturbation](https://chameleonmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/01/Adjusting-the-antenna.jpg)
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![20 Slang Terms For Male Masturbation You've Never Heard Of 5 Beating out a confession - slang terms for male masturbation](https://chameleonmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/01/Beating-out-a-confession-1.jpg)
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![20 Slang Terms For Male Masturbation You've Never Heard Of 6 Playing a little 5 on 1 - slang terms for male masturbation](https://chameleonmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/01/Playing-a-little-5-on-1.jpg)
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![20 Slang Terms For Male Masturbation You've Never Heard Of 7 Going to the palm prom - slang terms for male masturbation](https://chameleonmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/01/Going-to-the-palm-prom.jpg)
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![20 Slang Terms For Male Masturbation You've Never Heard Of 8 Backing your fist - slang terms for male masturbation](https://chameleonmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/01/Backing-your-fist.jpg)
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![20 Slang Terms For Male Masturbation You've Never Heard Of 9 Holding the sausage hostage - slang terms for male masturbation](https://chameleonmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/01/Holding-the-sausage-hostage.jpg)
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![20 Slang Terms For Male Masturbation You've Never Heard Of 10 Shaking hands with the milkman - slang terms for male masturbation](https://chameleonmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/01/Shaking-hands-with-the-milkman.jpg)
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![20 Slang Terms For Male Masturbation You've Never Heard Of 11 Beat the meat - slang terms for male masturbation](https://chameleonmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/01/Beat-the-meat.jpg)
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![20 Slang Terms For Male Masturbation You've Never Heard Of 12 Chocking the chicken - slang terms for male masturbation](https://chameleonmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/01/Chocking-the-chicken.jpg)
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![20 Slang Terms For Male Masturbation You've Never Heard Of 13 Stroking the one eyed snake - slang terms for male masturbation](https://chameleonmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/01/Stroking-the-one-eyed-snake.jpg)
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![20 Slang Terms For Male Masturbation You've Never Heard Of 14 A date with Pamela handerson - slang terms for male masturbation](https://chameleonmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/01/A-date-with-Pamela-handerson.jpg)
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![20 Slang Terms For Male Masturbation You've Never Heard Of 15 Applying the hand brake - slang terms for male masturbation](https://chameleonmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/01/Applying-the-hand-brake.jpg)
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![20 Slang Terms For Male Masturbation You've Never Heard Of 16 Buff he banana - slang terms for male masturbation](https://chameleonmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/03/Buff-he-banana.jpg)
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![20 Slang Terms For Male Masturbation You've Never Heard Of 17 Charm the snkae - slang terms for male masturbation](https://chameleonmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/03/Charm-the-snkae.jpg)
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![20 Slang Terms For Male Masturbation You've Never Heard Of 18 Polish the rocket - slang terms for male masturbation](https://chameleonmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/03/Polish-the-rocket.jpg)
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![20 Slang Terms For Male Masturbation You've Never Heard Of 19 Rubbing - slang terms for male masturbation](https://chameleonmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/03/Rubbing.jpg)
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![20 Slang Terms For Male Masturbation You've Never Heard Of 20 Tickle the pickle - slang terms for male masturbation](https://chameleonmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/03/Tickle-the-pickle.jpg)