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20 Slang Terms For Male Masturbation You’ve Never Heard Of

Exploring Uncommon Vernacular: Slang Terms for Male Masturbation

Today, we’ll be exploring some of the most popular slang terms for male masturbation. While some of these terms are fairly common, others are much more obscure. But they all have one thing in common: they’re all incredibly funny!

For anyone who hasn’t spent a lot of time thinking about it (which, let’s face it, is most of us), the subject of male masturbation can be a little bit… mysterious. And while we’re all familiar with the basics, there’s a lot more to it than just, you know, hand on penis, repeat until climax.

For starters, there’s a whole bunch of slang terms for male masturbation & female masturbation that you probably haven’t heard of. So whether you’re a seasoned pro or a complete novice, it’s time to update your vocabulary.

Chameleon Memes bring to you slang terms for male masturbation you’ve probably never heard of. Enjoy!

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Painting the ceiling - slang terms for male masturbation

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Fire off some knuckle children - slang terms for male masturbation

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Clean your rifel - slang terms for male masturbation

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Adjusting the antenna - slang terms for male masturbation

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Beating out a confession - slang terms for male masturbation

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Playing a little 5 on 1 - slang terms for male masturbation

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Going to the palm prom - slang terms for male masturbation

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Backing your fist - slang terms for male masturbation

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Holding the sausage hostage - slang terms for male masturbation

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Shaking hands with the milkman - slang terms for male masturbation

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Beat the meat - slang terms for male masturbation

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Chocking the chicken - slang terms for male masturbation

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Stroking the one eyed snake - slang terms for male masturbation

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A date with Pamela handerson - slang terms for male masturbation

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Applying the hand brake - slang terms for male masturbation

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Buff he banana - slang terms for male masturbation

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Charm the snkae - slang terms for male masturbation

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Polish the rocket - slang terms for male masturbation

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Rubbing - slang terms for male masturbation

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Tickle the pickle - slang terms for male masturbation

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