50 Easter Jokes: Because Every Bunny Needs a Laugh!

Egg-cellent Easter Jokes: Cracking Up the Celebration!

Easter, the joyous springtime holiday celebrated by millions around the world, is a time of renewal, reflection, and of course, laughter! What better way to embrace the festive spirit than with a collection of Easter jokes guaranteed to put a smile on everyone’s face? From egg-centric puns to bunny-tastic punchlines, these Easter jokes are sure to have every bunny rolling with laughter!

As Easter approaches each year, families and friends gather to celebrate the resurrection of Jesus Christ, which is observed on the Sunday following the first full moon after the vernal equinox. It’s a time for believers to rejoice in the promise of new life and hope, symbolized by the Easter egg and the Easter bunny. But amidst the solemnity and spirituality of the holiday, there’s always room for a bit of lighthearted fun, and that’s where Easter jokes come into play.

Whether you’re enjoying a festive Easter brunch, participating in an egg hunt, or simply spending time with loved ones, these Easter jokes are the perfect way to add some laughter to your celebrations. From classic one-liners to egg-citing puns, there’s something for everyone to enjoy. And if you’re looking for even more Easter-themed humor, don’t forget to check out some hilarious Easter memes floating around the internet! So, gather ’round, share a laugh, and remember: every bunny needs a good joke to hop into the Easter spirit!

1- How do dinosaurs mark Easter?
They don’t. They’re eggs-tinct!

2- How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape?

Through eggs-ercise, particularly hare-obics!

3- How does the Easter Bunny dry off?

With a hare dryer!

4- How does the Easter Bunny travel?

By hare-plane!

5- Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a joke?

It might crack up!

6- What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?

A new dye job.

7- Why was the Easter Bunny arrested?

For hare-assment!

8- What do you call a sleepy Easter egg?


9- What kind of stories does the Easter Bunny enjoy?

The ones with hoppy endings!

10- What stories do Easter eggs tell their children?

Yolk tales.

11- What do you call an Easter Bunny wearing a kilt?


12- Why did the Easter Bunny have to dismiss the duck?

Because he kept quacking the eggs!

13- Why did the Easter Bunny wear a hat?

Because he was having a bad hare day!

14- Therapist: “What’s been bothering you lately?”
Chocolate bunny: “I don’t know, Doc, I just feel so hollow inside.”

15- Where does the Easter Bunny go for a new tail?

To a re-tail store, naturally!

16- Where does the Easter Bunny enjoy breakfast?

IHOP, of course!

17- What did the mama rabbit tell her baby rabbit when she caught her peeking at her Easter basket?

“No Peep-ing allowed!”

18- Who are the best pals on Easter?

Two Peeps in a pod!

19- If your chocolate eggs vanish mysteriously, what do you need?

An eggsplanation!

20- 364 days a year: “Don’t eat anything off the ground.”

Easter: “Go dig in the dirt for candy left by a giant bunny!”

21- During a driving lesson on Easter, a rabbit suddenly appeared on the road. Slamming the brakes, the son exclaimed, “I almost ran over the Easter Bunny!” His father reassured him, “Don’t worry son, you missed it by a hare.”

22- Want to speed up Easter shopping?

Head to the eggs-press lane!

23- Why did the baby chick venture across the road?

To meet up with her Peeps!

24- What type of bean doesn’t grow in the garden?

A jelly bean!

25- What’s the most precious Easter jewelry?

A 14-carrot gold necklace!

26- When does Valentine’s Day come after Easter?

In the dictionary!

27- What’s the best way to make Easter easier?

Put an “i” where the “t” is.

28- Why is Easter breakfast so exciting?

Because everyone’s cracking yolks!

29- Why did they choose the Easter Bunny for the job?
Because he had egg-ceptional egg-perience!

30- Why did the Easter egg hide?

Because it was a little chicken!

31- How does the Easter bunny stay fit?


32- What do you call a mischievous egg?

A practical yolker!

33- Why did the Easter egg go to school?

To get egg-ducation!

34- What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

Bugs Bunny!

35- How does the Easter bunny keep his fur looking good?

With hare spray!

36- Why was the Easter bunny so good at basketball?

Because he had a lot of hops!

37- What did the Easter egg say to the boiling water?

“It’s going to take me a while to get hard, I just got laid!”

38- How do you know if you’re eating Easter candy?

It’s egg-stra sweet!

39- What did the Easter bunny say to the carrot?

“It’s been nice gnawing you!”

40- Why did the Easter egg break up with the omelette?

It just wasn’t egg-citing anymore!

41- Why did the Easter egg roll down the hill?

Because it wanted to be an egg-roll!

42- What do you call a line of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare-line!

43- What do you call an egg from outer space?

An egg-stra terrestrial!

44- Why did the Easter egg refuse to fight?

It didn’t want to crack under pressure!

45- Have you heard about those gorgeously decorated eggs
They were to dye for!

46- Why couldn’t the Easter egg listen to music?

It didn’t have any “beats”!

47- How does the Easter bunny paint eggs?

With a hare brush!

48- What’s the Easter bunny’s favorite type of music?


49- How do you tame a wild hare?

By wearing an Easter bonnet.

50- How does Easter end?

With an “R”!

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