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When it comes to animal humor, goats puns often take the crown for being the most pun-tastic creatures around. Their playful nature, expressive eyes, and mischievous antics make them a constant source of amusement.
Whether you’re a fan of these fluffy creatures or simply appreciate a good pun, Chameleon Memes has compiled a list of 50 goat puns that will surely make ewe chuckle.
Goat Puns
1- What do you call a beard on a billy?
A goatee.
2- What did the goat love watching every Saturday night?
Americas Goat Talent.
3- What is a goat’s favorite animal at the zoo?
An alli-goat-or.
4- What does a goat usually have for breakfast?
Goat-meal.
5- Which president did the goat like the most?
Billy Clinton.
6- What’s a sporty goat’s go-to drink?
Goat-arade.
7- What did the mama goat and her kids do each night?
Read scary goat stories!
8- What did the angry goat say to her husband?
“Don’t goat me started.”
9- What did the sheep say when the billy ate her dinner?
“You have goat to be kidding me!”
10- What a Goats favorite Michael Jackson song?
I’m baaaaaaad.
11- What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a goat?
You get a hare in your milk.
12- What did the boy goat tell his friend when he saw a past crush?
She’s the one that goat away.
13- What do you call a mountain goat?
A hillbilly.
14- Where did the goat go to get his hair trimmed?
The baaaa-ber
15- What are a goat’s favorite song lyrics?
“I goat to get up to get down!”
16- Why is it so hard to have a good conversation with a goat?
Because they’re always butting in.
17- What did the kid say when he pranked his parents?
“Goatcha!”
18- What did the goat who was very bored, say?
“Meh!”
19- As two hungry goats were eating movie film stock, one turned to the other and said,
“I don’t know about you, but I thought the book was better.”
20- Which artist do goats love the most?
Vincent Van Goat.
21- Why are goats from France so musical?
Because they have French horns.
22- What do you call a goat dressed up as a clown?
A silly billy.
23- What does a goat say when he has to repeat himself?
“Here we goat again.”
24- Why did the goat run off a cliff?
Because it didn’t see the ewe-turn.
25- What did the goat say when he had an argument with his friend?
“I don’t want to butt heads with you.”
26- Where do nanny goats give a kid a bath?
In a baaa-th tub.
27- What did the kid goat want to be when she grew up?
A baaa-lerina.
28- What do you call a goat swimming really fast in a lake?
A motor goat.
29- What’s a goat’s favorite quote?
No goats, no glory.
30- What’s a goat’s favorite TV show?
“Game of Goats”!
31- What did the bald goat say when he looked in the mirror?
“I wish I had mohair!”
32- What’s a goat’s favorite type of cookie?
Baa-nilla wafer!
33- Why did the goat go to the gym?
Because he wanted to get ripped!
34- How does the husband goat lovingly call his wife?
He lovingly calls her baaaaae.
35- What do you call a goat that lip-syncs?
A “Billy” Vanilli!
36- How do you count a herd of goats?
With a “baa-rometer”!
37- Why did the goat become a musician?
Because he had “excellent” goat-tar skills!
38- Where do you find a goat with no legs?
Right where you left it.
39- What’s a goat’s favorite type of food?
Baa-beque!
40- What did the goat say to the vegetable garden?
“Lettuce” eat together!
41- What’s a goat’s favorite type of music?
Baa-roque!
42- What’s a goat’s favourite hobby?
Goat Kart racing.
43- Why were the kids mad at each other?
They goat into a fight.
44- What’s a goat’s favourite sports position?
Goatkeeper.
45- What’s a goat’s favourite film?
The Goatfather.
46- What do you call a goat that can perform magic tricks?
“Abraca-baa-dabra!”
47- What’s a goat’s favourite Eagles song?
Goatel California.
48- What’s a goat’s favourite instrument?
A goatar.
49- What does the goat call a furiendly meet up?
A goat-together.
50- How does the goat greet his friends?
“Hay there!”
