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Breaking the ice with your crush can be nerve-wracking, but it doesn’t have to be. Injecting a bit of humorous flirty memes into your conversation can help ease tension and create a light-hearted atmosphere. Flirty jokes, when used tastefully, can make your crush giggle and open the doors to deeper connections.
Breaking the ice and making your crush giggle doesn’t have to be a daunting task. By incorporating these 50 flirty jokes into your conversations, you can infuse a playful and light-hearted energy that will leave your crush smiling. Remember to be authentic, respectful, and sensitive to their response. Ultimately, the goal is to create a positive and enjoyable experience for both of you.
So, whether you’re looking to make your crush smile or simply want to brighten up the conversation, here are 50 flirty jokes to break the ice.
1- You smell like trash….. Can I take you out?
2- Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium?
You must be because you are BeAuTi-ful.
3- If kissing is spreading germs… How about we start an epidemic?
4- Hi, can I get your baseball jersey?
(What?) You know your name and number!
5- There are a lot of fish in the sea, but you’re the only one I’d like to catch and mount back home
6- You must be a magnetic monopole because all I get from you is attraction.
7- You still use Internet Explorer?
You must like it nice and slow.
8- Which is easier?
You getting into those tight jeans or me getting you out of them?
9- Your name must be Coca Cola, because you’re so-da-licious
10- Are you a campfire?
Cause you’re hot and I want s’more.
11- You’re more special than relativity.
12- I didn’t know angels could fly so low.
13- Now what’s on the menu?
Me-n-u.
14- Hi, can I follow you home tonight?
Sorry, that came out a little strong, my mom always told me to follow my dreams.
15- If i was the Grinch, I wouldn’t steal Christmas. I’d steal you.
16- I need more than 140 characters to tell you how beautiful you are.
17- Let’s convert our potential energy into kinetic energy.
18- Are you a keyboard?
Because you’re my type!
19- Approach a woman in a bar and whisper “Hey, wanna get out of here?”
If she says yes, you can sit where she was.
20- Baby, if you were a fruit you’d be a fineapple
21- When a penguin finds its mate they stay together for the rest of their lives. “Will you be my penguin?”
22- A girl in a restaurant asked me “Are you single?”.
I happily replied “Yes”. She took away the extra chair in front of me.
23- Hey baby, if I supply the voltage and you some resistance, imagine the current we can make together.
24- “Hi, I’m writing a phone book, can I have your number?”
25- Are you a sheep cause your body is unbaaaaalievable
26- Are you the square root of -1?
Because you can’t be real.
27- Excuse me miss, can I have the time?
I’d check my watch but I can’t take my eyes off you.
28- My love for you is like dividing by zero – it cannot be defined.
29- You’re so beautiful that last night you made me forget my pickup line.
30- Roses are red
Violets are blue
Love never crossed my mind
Until I came across you.
31- If my heart were to fly, your soul would be my airport.
32- Are you a singularity?
Not only are you attractive, but the closer I get to you, the faster time seems to slip by.
33- Forget hydrogen, you’re my number one element.
34- You have repainted my life with colors that were previously unknown to me!
35- If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I’d have a galaxy in my hand.
36- Did you sit in a pile of sugar?
Cause you have a pretty sweet ass!
37- I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.
38- Well, here I am! What are your other two wishes?
39- I’ll be Burger King and you be McDonald’s. I’ll have it my way, and you’ll be lovin’ it.
40- I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?
41- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put “U” and “I” together.
42- Your smile must be a black hole, nothing can escape its pull.
43- Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
44- You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall… is in love with me.
45- Dont stop! I dont usually get to see beauty in motion
46- I’m sorry I wasn’t part of your past, can I make it up by being in your future?
47- I want to be your handbag so I never leave your side.
48- If you want to hide your face, go out naked.
49- I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
50- Are you made of copper and tellurium?
Because you’re CuTe
