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Who doesn’t love a good, old-fashioned Yo Mama joke? The art of poking fun at someone’s mother has been around for ages, and it never fails to bring a smile to our faces. In this article, we’ve gathered 50 Yo Mama So Stupid jokes that are so incredibly dumb, they somehow manage to transcend their own stupidity and become hilarious.
These Yo Mama Jokes might not be the pinnacle of wit and intelligence, but sometimes it’s the simplicity and silliness that make us burst into laughter. So, the next time you want to brighten someone’s day or engage in a good-natured roast, don’t hesitate to unleash one of these Yo Mama jokes.
So get ready to laugh out loud and maybe even feel a little guilty about it. Let’s dive into the world of Yo Mama jokes that are so dumb, they’re actually funny
Yo Mama So Stupid Jokes
1- Yo mama’s so stupid, it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
2- Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gas money.
3- Yo momma’s so stupid, she steals samples from stores!
4- Yo momma so stupid she thought Bruno Mars was a planet.
5- Yo momma’s so stupid, she tried to hug her reflection in the pool thinking it was her long lost twin, and drowned.
6- Yo mama so stupid, she studied for a Covid test.
7- Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn’t find the “CALL” button.
8- Yo momma’s so stupid she thought Taco Bell was the Mexican phone company.
9- Yo mama is so stupid, she won’t play Candy Crush cause she has diabetes.
10- Yo mama is so stupid, she walked into Walgreens and said, “These walls ain’t green.”
11- Yo mama so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.
12- Your mama is so stupid she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.
13- Yo mama’s so stupid, when I said, “Drinks on the house,” she got a ladder.
14- Yo mamma is so stupid, she stopped her car at a stop sign and she’s still waiting for it to turn green.
15- Yo mama so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
16- Yo momma so stupid, she tried to talk into an envelope to send a voicemail.
17- Your momma is so stupid she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.
18- Yo mama’s so stupid, she got locked in the grocery store and starved to death.
19- Yo mama so stupid, she went to the eye doctor to get an iPhone.
20- Yo momma’s so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
21- Yo mama so stupid, she couldn’t read an audiobook.
22- Yo mamma so stupid she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.
23- Your mom is so stupid I told her spring was around the corner and she went looking for it.
24- Yo momma is so stupid that she sat on the TV to watch the couch.
25- Yo mama so stupid she tried to eat Eminem!
26- Yo mama so stupid that she thought Star Wars was a war for stars.
27- Yo momma is so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
28- Yo mama’s so stupid, when they said, “Order in the court,” she asked for fries and a shake.
29- Yo momma so stupid, she wanted an apple and went to the Apple Store.
30- Yo momma so stupid she stuck a battery up her ass and said, “I GOT THE POWER!”
31- Yo mama’s so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.
32- Yo mama so stupid, she tried to save a fish from drowning.
33- Yo momma so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it
34- Yo momma is so stupid she brought a spoon to the super bowl.
35- Yo mama’s so stupid, she stared at a cup of orange juice for 12 hours because it said: “Concentrate.”
36- Yo mama’s so stupid she put paper on the television and called it paper view.
37- Yo mama so stupid that she thought Dunkin’ Donuts was a basketball team!
38- Yo momma is so stupid when your dad sad it was chilly outside, she ran out the door with a spoon!
39- Yo mama so stupid, she got locked in a mattress store and slept on the floor.
40- Yo mama’s so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
41- Yo momma is so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
42- Yo momma so stupid, when she saw YMCA, she said, “Look, they spelled Macy’s wrong.”
43- Yo mamma so stupid her password needed 8 characters, so she typed “Snow White and the 7 dwarfs.”
44- Yo mama is so stupid she took the puzzle back to the store because she thought it was broken!
45- Yo mama’s so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
46- Yo momma is so stupid that when thieves broke in and stole the tv, she ran outside and yelled to them,”Hey, you forgot the remote!”
47- Yo momma is so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and said, “Where’s my gumball?”
48- Yo momma is so stupid she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
49- Your momma’s so stupid when my car ran out of gas she came over and farted in the tank.
50-Yo mama is so stupid she came over to my house and shouted in my mailbox to leave me voicemail.
