Halloween Knock Knock Jokes: Spooky and Silly Laughs for Your Halloween Bash!
Are you ready to spook up your Halloween party? Look no further than our collection of Halloween Knock Knock Jokes! These clever and pun-tastic jokes are sure to bring a smile to your guests’ faces and make your costume party a hit. Whether you’re a master of disguise in a spooky costume or just looking for some lighthearted fun, these Halloween Knock Knock Jokes will add an extra layer of delight to your celebration.
Halloween is all about embracing the spirit of the season, and what better way to do that than with some witty wordplay? As you plan your costume party, consider incorporating these Halloween Knock Knock Jokes to keep the atmosphere light and enjoyable. Plus, if you’re thinking about sharing Halloween memes or Halloween jokes on social media, these Halloween Knock Knock Jokes can also be the perfect icebreakers for your online Halloween festivities.
So, let the puns flow, and watch your Halloween party come to life with laughter, thanks to these spooktacular Halloween Knock Knock Jokes!
1- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just a Halloween joke!
2- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Witch.
Witch who?
Witch one of you wants some candy?
3- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ghost.
Ghost who?
Ghost tober, the spookiest month of the year!
4- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mummy.
Mummy who?
Mummy said you have to share your candy with me!
5- Knock, Knock.
Whoโs there?
Ice Cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream every time I see a ghost!
6- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Owl.
Owl who?
Owl you doing on Halloween night?
7- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Werewolf.
Werewolf who?
Werewolf you get all these treats?
8- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Witch.
Witch who?
Witch way to the candy?
9- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pumpkin.
Pumpkin who?
Pumpkin spice and everything nice!
10- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Goblin.
Goblin who?
Goblin up all the candy!
11- Knock Knock
Whoโs there?
Fangs
Fangs who?
Fangs for letting me in.
12- Knock Knock
Whoโs there?
Frank.
Frank who?
Frankenstein, grrrrrrrrrrr.
13- Knock, Knock.
Whoโs there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben waiting all year for Halloween.
14- Knock, Knock!!
Whoโs there?
Witch!
Witch who?
Witch way to the haunted house!
15- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
16- Knock, knock.
Whoโs there?
Ivana.
Ivana who?
Ivana suck your blood!
17- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Bless you!
18- Knock, Knock!!
Whoโs there?
Fozzie!
Fozzie who?
Fozzie hundredth time, TRICK OR TREAT!!!!
19- Knock, Knock.
Whoโs there?
Wanda.
Wanda who?
Wanda go for a ride on my broomstick?
20- Knock, Knock!!
Whoโs there?
Iran!
Iran who?
Iran over here to get some candy!
21- Knock, knock!
Whoโs there?
Water!
Water who?
Water are you going to be for Halloween?
22- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Figs!
Figs who?
Figs your doorbell, it’s broken!
23- Knock, Knock
Whoโs there?
Turin.
Turin who?
Turin to a vampire this Halloween!
24- Knock, knock.
Whoโs there?
Diane.
Diane who?
Iโm Diane to eat my Halloween candy!
25- Knock, knock!
Whoโs there?
Witch!
Witch who?
Which house has the full sized candy bars?
26- Knock, knock.
Whoโs there?
Aida!
Aida who?
Aida lot of sweets and now Iโve got tummy ache!
27- Knock, Knock!
Whoโs there?
Handsome.
Handsome who?
Handsome candy to me.
28- Knock, Knock!
Whoโs there?
Eddie.
Eddie Who?
Eddie body home? Itโs Halloween!
29- Knock, Knock!!
Whoโs there?
Abbott!
Abbott who?
Abbott time you answered the door and where is my candy!
30- Knock, Knock!!
Whoโs there?
Max!
Max who?
Max no difference. trick or treat!
31- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you and I miss you!
32- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Who.
Who who?
Is there an owl in here?
33- Knock, Knock!!
Whoโs there?
Voodoo!
Voodoo who?
Voodoo you think you are!
34- Knock, Knock!!
Whoโs there?
Wine!
Wine who?
Wine donโt you like these Halloween jokes!
35- Knock, Knock!!
Whoโs there?
Dawn!
Dawn who?
Dawn leave me out here in the cold!
36- Knock, Knock!!
Whoโs there?
Sweden!
Sweden who?
Sweden my Halloween please!
37- Knock, Knock!!
Whoโs there?
Luke!
Luke who?
Luke through the keyhole and youโll see!
38- Knock, Knock!!
Whoโs there?
Cereal!
Cereal who?
Cereal killer! Open the door!
39- Knock, knock.
Whoโs there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter open quick, I have a funny Halloween joke to tell you!
40- Knock, knock.
Whoโs there?
Howie.
Howie who?
Howie gonna hide this dead body?
41- Knock, knock!
Whoโs there?
Woo.
Woo who?
Glad youโre excited about Halloween, too!
42- Knock, knock!
Who there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah a place I can hide from ghosts?!
43- Knock, knock.
Whoโs there?
Vampire!
Vampire who?
Vampire state building!
44- Knock, Knock!
Whoโs there?
Tad.
Tad who?
Tad old black magic!
45- Knock, Knock!
Whoโs there?
Ghost.
Ghost who?
Ghost stand over there and Iโll bring you some candy!
46- Knock, knock!
Whoโs there?
Ghost says.
Ghost says who?
No, a ghost says booooo!
47- Knock, knock!
Whoโs there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to hear another Halloween Knock Knock joke?
48- Knock, Knock!
Whoโs there?
Disguise.
Disguise who?
Disguise dressed up like a monster for Halloween!
49- Knock, knock!
Whoโs there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you doing telling Halloween jokes right now? Donโt you have things to do?
50- Knock, Knock!
Whoโs there?
Gargoyle.
Gargoyle who?
Gargoyle with salt water if your throatโs sore after eating too much Halloween candy!
51- Knock, knock.
Whoโs there?
Ghost.
Ghost who?
Ghost you! Youโre not getting any candy!
52- Knock, knock.
Whoโs there?
Dracula.
Dracula who?
Drac your feet, weโre going trick-or-treating!
53- Knock, knock.
Whoโs there?
Fangs.
Fangs who?
Fangs for all the candy!
54- Knock, knock.
Whoโs there?
Broom.
Broom who?
Broom, broom! Here comes the witch!
55- Knock, knock.
Whoโs there?
Grave.
Grave who?
Grave me a break, Iโm tired of walking!
56– Knock, knock.
Whoโs there?
Howl.
Howl who?
Howl you know if you donโt open the door?
57– Whoโs there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W-H-O! โฆ Get it? I just spelled it!
58– Knock, knock.
Whoโs there?
Coffin.
Coffin who?
Coffin up your candy before I bite!
59– Knock, knock.
Whoโs there?
Phill.
Phill who?
Phill my bag with candy or face the spirits.
60– Knock, knock.
Whoโs there?
Hex.
Hex who?
Hex-cuse me, your broomโs on fire.
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