Get Ready to Laugh Out Loud at These Absurdly Stupid Jokes
Laughter is said to be the best medicine, and when it comes to jokes, sometimes the most senseless ones can bring the most joy. In a world filled with complexity and seriousness, these dumb memes & stupid jokes offer a momentary escape into a realm of absurdity, where the only goal is to make you laugh. While they may not require deep intellectual analysis, their sheer silliness and lack of logic can often result in unexpected bursts of laughter.
Here are some prime examples of stupid jokes that are so senseless, they’re actually funny.
1- The guy that invented the umbrella was gonna call it the brella. But he hesitated.
2- Q: What did the left eye say to the right one?
A: โSomething smells between you and meโ.
3- Q: What is worse than finding a worm in an apple?
A: Finding half a worm in an apple.
4- Q: Which chess piece do dogs prefer?
A: A pawn.
5- Q: What did the blanket say after falling off the bed?
A: โOh, sheetโ.
6- Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward. That’s just how I roll.
7- Fun fact: Australia’s biggest export is boomerangs. It’s also their biggest import.
8- Q: What kind of jokes do you tell while taking a bath?
A: Clean jokes.
9- Knock, knock.
Whoโs there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, but Iโd love some peanuts!
10- Q: Why did an astronaut clean his house?
A: Because he needed some space.
11- Q: Why do actors break a leg?
A: Because every play has a cast.
12- Q: What happened with an Italian cook?
A: He pasta way.
13- Q: What is the name of a dinosaur with a large vocabulary?
A: A The-Saurus
14- Why do fish live in salt water?
Because pepper makes them sneeze!
15- Where did the computer go dancing?
The disc-o!
16- Q: What did one ocean say to another?
A: Nothing, they just waved.
17- Q: What did one volcano say to another?
A: I lava you.
18- What kind of car runs on leaves?
An autumn-mobile!
19- Why canโt dinosaurs clap their hands?
Because theyโre extinct.
20- My uncle named his dogs Timex and Rolex.
They’re his watch dogs.
21- What kind of dogs love car racing?
Lap dogs!
22- What do you call a boomerang that wonโt come back?
A stick.
23- Where do spiders seek health advice?
WebMD!
24- Knock, knock.
Whoโs there?
Figs!
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, itโs broken!
25- Q: Which dog likes taking bubble baths?
A: A shampoodle.
26- I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey but then I turned myself around.
27- Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay, they would be bagels!
28- What did Winnie the Pooh say to his agent?
“Show me the honey!”
29- Q: Why did the picture get arrested?
A: It got framed.
30- Q: What do you call a bear without ears?
A: B
31- What concert costs just 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickelback!
32- Q: Why do ants never get sick?
A: Because they have antie bodies.
33- What should you give a sick lemon?
Lemon aid!
34- I’m really excited for the next autopsy club.
It’s open Mike night!
35- Why did the can crusher quit his job?
Because it was soda pressing!
36- When’s the best time to go to the dentist?
Tooth-hurtie!
37- Air used to be free at the gas station. Now itโs $1.50. Do you know why?
Inflation
38- My daughter thinks I don’t give her enough privacy. At least that’s what she wrote in her diary.
39- How do you make an octopus laugh?
You give him ten tickles.
40- What do you call a farm that makes bad jokes?
Corny!
41- What do you call a monkey that loves Doritos?
A chipmunk!
42- Q: What is the name of the penguinโs favorite aunt?
A: Aunt Arctica
43- Do you remember that joke I told you about my spine?
It was about a weak back!
44- What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K?
“HDMI.”
45- Q: Name the more important invention than the first telephone.
A: The second one.
46- My wife found out I was cheating on her
How did that happen?
She found all the letters I was hiding.
So what happened?
She got really mad and said she would never play scrabble with me again.
47- What do you call birds who stick together?
Vel-crows.
48- What happens when a frog’s car breaks down?
It gets toad!
49- Why did the man fall down the well?
Because he couldnโt see that well.
50- Q: What happens if somebody doesnโt know what the word โArmageddonโ means?
A: Itโs not the end of the world.
51 – Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
Because it felt crummy.
52 – Why did the coffee file a police report?
It got mugged.
53 – Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it had the drumsticks!
54 – What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
A dino-snore!
55 – What do you call a snowman in July?
A puddle.
