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50 Flirty Knock Knock Jokes That Are Sure to Impress

Get Ready to Charm and Delight: These Flirty Knock Knock Jokes Are Guaranteed to Leave Your Crush Smiling

Looking to add some playful charm to your interactions? Look no further than Flirty knock knock jokes! These light-hearted quips are the perfect way to break the ice, spark laughter, and maybe even win someone’s heart. Whether you’re trying to impress your crush or simply inject some fun into your conversations, flirty knock knock jokes are a surefire way to leave a lasting impression.

With a repertoire of flirty knock knock jokes at your disposal, you’ll always have something witty up your sleeve. From sweet and endearing to clever and cheeky, these jokes cover a wide range of styles to suit any situation. So, why not add a dash of humor to your flirting game and watch as you sweep your crush off their feet?

Flirty knock knock jokes are not only fun and entertaining, but they also serve as a great conversation starter. Whether you’re chatting with your crush at a party, on a first date, or simply exchanging messages online, these flirty knock knock jokes are sure to keep the conversation flowing. Plus, they’re versatile enough to use in any context, whether you’re looking for a corny knock knock joke to lighten the mood or a Halloween Knock Knock joke to add a touch of spookiness to your banter.

So, the next time you find yourself at a loss for words, why not try breaking out one of these flirty knock knock jokes? Who knows, you might just impress your crush and leave them wanting more!

1- Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Eye.
Eye who?
Eye Love You!


2- Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Wendy.
Wendy who?
Wendy do you think we can go on a date?


3- Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police tell me your phone number!


4- Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Heywood.
Heywood who?
Heywood you go out with me sometime?

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5- Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Pauline.
Pauline who?
I’m Pauline in love with you.


6- Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and kiss me!


7- Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you, and I mean it!


8- Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey have to keep playing these games, or can we just go out?


9- Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Wire.
Wire who?
Wire are you still not in my phone’s contacts list?


10- Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard you like to go out with me?


11- Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce go out sometime!


12- Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Bless you! Sorry, I’m allergic to cuteness.


13- Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Just in case you didn’t know, I think you’re amazing.


14- Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Juan.
Juan who?
Juan and only, you’re the one for me.


15- Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey have to keep flirting or can we just go on a date already?


16- Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Honeydew.
Honeydew who?
Honeydew you know how cute you are?


17- Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Alma.
Alma who?
Alma-yours if you’ll be mine.


18- Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Icy.
Icy who?
Icy our future together, and it looks bright!


19- Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby Valentine’s Day!


20- Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Hal.
Hal who?
Hal about we go on a date?


21- Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, I’m here to make you smile.


22- Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No silly, cows go moo! But I go crazy for you.


23- Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Berry.
Berry who?
Berry nice to meet you, can I have your number?


24- Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Atlas
Atlas who?
Atlas, it’s Valentine’s Day!


25- Knock knock.
Who’s there?
You.
You who?
You make my heart race every time.


26- Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for a date with you?


27- Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Aherd.
Aherd who?
Aherd you like guys who tell knock-knock jokes!


28- Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the most important thing, and that’s you.


29- Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Daisy.
Daisy who?
Daisy me rolling my eyes when I’m not with you.


30- Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Icy.
Icy who?
Icy you looking at me, and I can’t look away!


31- Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Owl.
Owl who?
Owl be seeing you soon, right?


32- Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Do-ya.
Do-ya who?
Do-ya wanna be my girlfriend?


33- Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Kiss.
Kiss who?
Kiss me!


34- Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Hope.
Hope who?
Hope you’ll go out with me!


35- Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Lionel.
Lionel who?
Lionel in love with you!


36- Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Iguana.
Iguana who?
Iguana kiss you.


37- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Disguise.
Disguise who?
Disguise is your new boyfriend!


38- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Juno.
Juno who?
Juno, I can’t help but love you, do you feel the same?


39- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Been thinking about you non-stop!


40- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow way I can stop thinking about you!


41- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita kiss from you to make my day complete!


42- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Eww.
Eww who?
Eww complete me!


43- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Candice.
Candice who?
Candice feeling be love I’m experiencing at the moment?


44- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ivana.
Ivana who?
Ivana be with you forever.


45- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Aldo.
Aldo who?
Aldo anything to keep you smiling!


46- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Baby Yoda.
Baby Yoda who?
Baby, Yoda one for me!


47- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Muffin.
Muffin who?
There’s muffin in this world that could keep me away from you!


48- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Adore.
Adore who?
Adore you, of course! Who else could it be?


49- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ion.
Ion who?
I’ve got my ion you, and it’s positively charged with affection!


50- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bee.
Bee who?
Would you bee my sweetheart?

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