50 Star Wars Jokes to Make Even Darth Vader Crack a Smile

Unmasking the Humorous Side of the Dark Side: A Galactic Collection of Star Wars Jokes to Tickle Darth Vader’s Funny Bone

In the vast expanse of the Star Wars universe, where the Dark Side and the Light continually clash, humor serves as a powerful force that transcends galaxies. Today, we delve into the realm of laughter with “Star Wars Jokes.” Because, after all, even the menacing Sith Lord himself can’t resist a good laugh from time to time.

Star Wars jokes have become a cultural phenomenon, evolving alongside the franchise itself. Fans across the galaxy share a common language of humor, be it through classic one-liners or the latest Star Wars memes circulating in cyberspace. In the spirit of camaraderie, let’s embark on a journey through these jokes that not only pay homage to the beloved characters but also underscore the universal appeal of humor within the Star Wars fandom. Whether you’re a Jedi, Sith, or just a casual observer, these Star Wars jokes are designed to bring a gleam of joy even to the darkest corners of the galaxy.

So, get ready to embrace the force of laughter with “50 Star Wars Jokes” that promise to make even Darth Vader crack a smile.

1- Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get to the dark side!

2- Why does Princess Leia keep her hair in buns?
So it doesn’t Hang Solow.

3- Where did Luke obtain his cybernetic hand?
At the second-hand store.

4- Where does Princess Leia buy Father’s Day gifts?
At the Darth Maul.

5- What did the dentist tell Luke Skywalker?
“May the floss be with you.”

6- What does a Star Destroyer wear to a wedding?

Bow ties, of course.

7- Who among the Star Wars characters works at a restaurant?

Darth Waiter.

8- When Darth Vader entered a vegetarian restaurant, what did he say?
“I find your lack of steak disturbing.”

9- What music genre does Admiral Ackbar enjoy?

10- At the Star Wars auction, what did Darth Vader say to the Emperor?
“What is thy bidding, my master?”

11- How did the rebels exchange messages on the moon of Endor?

Through Ewokie talkies.

12- In baseball, what position does Darth Vader play?
The Umpire.

13- Which Star Wars character operates a hot dog stand?

Admiral Ackbar Snackbar.

14- What additional items does he offer?

“It’s a wrap!”

15- What do you call it when only one Star Wars character gives you a round of applause?

A Hand Solo.

16- What did Leia’s adoptive parents say when she used to sleepwalk as a child?
“Uh-oh, it’s the rise of Skywalker.”

17- Which program do Jedi use to open PDF files?

Adobe-Wan Kenobi.

18- What’s the term for a rebel princess who exclusively shops at Whole Foods?
Leia Organic.

19- What kind of car does a Jedi drive?

A toy Yoda.

20- What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at breakfast?

“Use the forks, Luke!”

21- Why did Han Solo protest when the waiter suggested the haddock?
He said, “Never sell me the cods!”

22- How does Darth Vader like his toast?

On the dark side.

23- Why were Luke Skywalker’s marriages doomed?
He always heeded Obi-Wan’s advice: “Use divorce, Luke.”

24- What term describes someone delivering dinner to a rancor?

The appetizer.

25- When ordering coffee, how does Admiral Ackbar phrase it?

“It’s a frap!”

26- What remedy does Admiral Ackbar choose when fatigued?

“It’s a nap!”

27- What’s the name for two Han Solos singing together?
Han Duet.

28- What was Lando’s nickname before mastering piloting skills?

29- Why were Episodes 4, 5, and 6 released before 1, 2, and 3?

Because in charge of directing, Yoda was.

30- Why is Yoda an excellent gardener?

Because he possesses a green thumb.

31- Warning: Star Wars spoilers! Voosh voosh pew pew pew voosh voosh pew pew voosh force choke voosh pew pew pew.

32- Why was the droid upset?

Because people kept pushing its buttons.

33- My wife says she’s leaving me because of my obsession with Star Wars. I said, “Please don’t go, honey. You’re the Obi-Wan for me.”

34- What is Jabba the Hutt’s middle name?


35- How did they get between floors on the Death Star?

In the ele-Vader.

36- Which Star Wars character travels around the world?

Globe-iwan Kenobi.

37- What did Yoda say to Anakin on his wedding day?

“May divorce be with you.”

38- What do you call five Siths piled on top of a lightsaber?

A Sith-kebab.

39- What’s the name of Obi-Wan’s twin brother?


40- Which side of an Ewok has the most hair?

The outside.

41- Why was Darth Vader referred to as Lord Vader?

Because calling him Master Vader made all the Stormtroopers giggle.

42- Why was Darth Vader bad at sports?

He always choked.

43- What does Leia say when she needs help?

“I think I could use a Han here.”

44- What’s a baseball player’s least favorite Star Wars movie?

The Umpire Strikes Back.

45- Who did Princess Leia’s hair?

Darth Braider.

46- Which Jedi became a rock star?

Bon Jovi-Wan Kenobi.

47- What did Princess Leia and Han Solo name their other kid?

Guitar Solo.

48- How did Darth Vader cheat at poker?

He kept altering the deal.

49- How long has Anakin Skywalker been evil?

Since the Sith Grade.

50- What did Darth Vader’s teacher say when he was disrupting her class?

“Sith down and be quiet.”

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